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Tony'ing 

(verb) to annoy the shit out of people early in the morning when they are hungover and sleeping. Examples include: being obnoxious, talking loudly about how "crazy" last night was, trying to engage you in a conversation you could give two shits about, opening the curtains and letting light into dark rooms, etc.
Yo Rob, I was real close to Tony'ing you when I left CT and Ron's yesterday.
Tony'ing by thecannon July 6, 2011
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Tony Hawk'ing it 

When on the toilet, you manage to have your poop miss the watter, but instead it hit the riim of the seat
Where the hell is my poop?

*Looks under the seat*

Oh, there it is, i Tony Hawk'ed it.

*calls friend"

Dude, I pooped and I managed Tony Hawk'ing it!!!

Gay tonying 

A popular action which is when someone falls off a tall height and would attempt multiple 360s while doing so. Sometimes the song "Ballad of Gay Tony" will be played during this time.

This became popular when UberHaxorNova gay tonyed off a mountain in Tri-Mountain Survival.
Guy 1: Hey dude, did you see that dude fall off that cliff?
Guy 2: Hell yeah! He was gay tonying.
Gay tonying by MasterOfSpaghetti January 25, 2012
Putting your fist in front of your face or mouth because of sheer excitement or zeal.
Did you see how stacked the UFC fight card is this weekend? I was Tonying for two straight minutes.
Tonying by thejson October 1, 2014
Used in shooter games

At the circumstance in which a Tony is a gamer, they will almost always snipe other people with the most basic projectile weapon. (e.g. Common Pistols, Bow-and-arrows) We call this Tonying, and this word can be used to refer to anyone who is too unskilled to use a more complex weapon but skilled enough to get headshots all the time.
60% of the time, Tonies are gamers. 80% of gamer Tonies are likely to be a pistol sniper.

Forms: Tonying, Tonied, Tonier
Grrr, that XxAwesomeGamerxX is such a Tonier!

Stop Tonying with your level 1 revolver!

I get Tonied by the same McCree every time!
Getting super sloshy drunk and being the first of the group to throw up all over the place
Dude bro, John can't hang and party like us. He's tonying all over the bathroom right now.
Tonying by Joomui April 28, 2011
A term used to describe two secretly gay men touching penises together in a "one-night stand" scenario. Also known amongst the LGBT crowd as "sword fighting".
"I told my mom not to disturb me because i was going to be doing "homework", but she walked in on me and caught me Tonying with the neighbor!"
Tonying by EnzomKilla June 15, 2014
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Pee Calculus

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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Ajumma wait a moment
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