thejson's definitions

nbd

No big deal. An acronym that, in conjunction with a boasting statement, adds emphasis and sarcasm to what you are trying to say.

Ummm, I'm pretty much the reason why everyone's coming to the part, nbd.

Nbd, but I've dated like 3 black women.

by thejson August 28, 2010

The Peens

Short for Philippines. Only cool people say it. Invented by Jason Reyes.

Damn you're such a stupid FOB. Go back to THE PEENS.

by thejson June 26, 2008

ngl

not gonna lie. A pre-sentence or post-sentence addition that assures the recipient that you are indeed not lying.

Ngl, dude your breath is harsh.

The back of your head is ridiculous, ngl.

by thejson August 28, 2010

DET

Don't Even Trip. A phrase used to assure a comrade of their inherent appearance or reputation.

Your hair's not even bad right now, it'll grow back - DET, bro.

by thejson August 28, 2010

Tonying

Putting your fist in front of your face or mouth because of sheer excitement or zeal.

Did you see how stacked the UFC fight card is this weekend? I was Tonying for two straight minutes.

by thejson October 1, 2014