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Tonmei is usually a name given to people whom there parents have no trust or they usually are ugly,Dumb Af and Gae
If u see any one whose name is Tonmei runaway as quickly as possible

Someone: wanna suck my dick
Me:EWW ask Tonmei he is expert at sucking dick

Tonmei by I'm handsome November 26, 2021

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tonmeister

"Sound Wanker"

Oh I'm studying Geography, how about you? ''Oh, i'm a sound wanker'', Ah you mean Tonmeister

tonmeister by LudicrousFiddle January 12, 2017

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Tonmi

A person who lives and breathes for nut jokes. With every chance they get, they sabotage an unsuspecting victim with a nut joke. If your friend is a Tonmi, be careful of your choice of words around them.

"Yo, can you check the time for me?"
"Check deez nuts in your face"
"Sigh, stop being a tonmi"

Tonmi by Zavyr July 18, 2021

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Geiru Toneido

the clown girl from ace attorney that nobody knows or remembered until speedoru posted an animation where she is really thicc and don't have fake boobs and where she makes edgeworth straight and he becomes crazy for her clussy, cushions and butt

Geiru Toneido: i noticed that the whoopee cushion i use in my routines is missing...
Edgeworth: AWOOGA! i've got a bad case of clussy fever, and i wanna make whoopee with her cushions
Judge: ORDER, MR.EDGEWORTH ORDERRRRR!
Edgeworth: I order Ms.Toneido to put her BUTT her whole BUTT and nothing more BUT her BUTT on my face
Geiru Toneido: Oohh ❤
Wright: OBJECTFYING!

Viewer: i think i have a new fetish now

Geiru Toneido by cushions July 15, 2022

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Marisa-Tomeizing

1.) Anything as amazing as the fabulously gorgeous and talented actress Marisa Tomei

2.) A word used to describe any movie Marisa Tomei appears in

"My Cousin Vinny" is Marisa-Tomeizing!

Marisa-Tomeizing by Bianca & Julianna December 9, 2008

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Tonei

Means God in Italy

Omg did you see tonei? Ya hes pwnage

Tonei by Frankie Shaw April 22, 2010

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tomeii

Tomeii is someone who would gain your trust then take a sledgehammer to it a few weeks later. Tomeii had lots of interests and likes to talk about them excessively. Tomeii really likes attention and will do anything to get it.

"i met someone today, they where acting like such a Tomeii"

tomeii by Ramsys February 1, 2022

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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