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Kisses girls who aren't looking. Pervert.
"gross he tried to Tongai me"

"he is such a Tongai."
Tongai by silllywilly March 16, 2009
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A philosophy that overviews the ways of love. Derived from a quote stating that "You cannot like someone you don't know."
You like that girl? You don't even know her! Tongism please!
Tongism by BawssCubing November 2, 2018
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Tongari by Vashu December 13, 2003

bum tonguing 

Form of sexual gratification using ones tougue to lick anothers anus
I love bum tonguing , shitter licking is the best, yummy
bum tonguing by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

Tonganoxie 

a town of 5,065 people in northeast kansas
Im from Tonganoxie
Tongan

Indigenous people living in the South Pacific Islands of Tonga.
Tonga is a Polynesian Island that once ruled all of Polynesia before any Europeans existed in the South Pacific or the Americas.

They were very friendly to the Europeans that visited them which is why they are they only South Pacific Island that hasn't been taken over by any European Country. They told the Europeans that their land belongs to God and no one else. They are mostly Christians and keep the Sabbath day sacred. Sundays all stores are closed and no one works that day.
They love their Polynesian people even though many Samoans may hold some sort of grudge against them because of things that happened in the past. They still love them as well. I can't give any exact example of a Tongan. Because like all Polynesians. We all are a mixed race. Each family has their family tree and dna lineage. None of them are exactly the same. Some are tall some are short. We got skin tones from white, yellow, tan, brown to even the darkest of brown. Flat noses, long bird noses, wide, skinny. We are the world and Proud of our culture and our Polynesian People. One Love!
The beautiful Tongan people of the Kingdom of Tonga.
I am Tongan
Tongan by IamwhatIam04 October 19, 2017

Tonpaism 

A religion in which you worship Tonpa from Hunter x Hunter. People in this religion often greet others by giving them juice filled with laxatives. They also enjoy crushing people’s dreams, that’s a very fulfilling part for people who practice this religion.
Person A: “I’m a tonpaist, what about you?”

Person B: “Oh me too! Tonpaism is the best”

Person A: “IKR!”

Person A and B: *does a toast with their laxative juices*
Tonpaism by baldgirlfromhell November 2, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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