Tongai
Tongai by silllywilly March 16, 2009
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Tongism
A philosophy that overviews the ways of love. Derived from a quote stating that "You cannot like someone you don't know."
Tongism by BawssCubing November 2, 2018
Tongari
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Tongan
Tongan
Indigenous people living in the South Pacific Islands of Tonga.
Tonga is a Polynesian Island that once ruled all of Polynesia before any Europeans existed in the South Pacific or the Americas.
They were very friendly to the Europeans that visited them which is why they are they only South Pacific Island that hasn't been taken over by any European Country. They told the Europeans that their land belongs to God and no one else. They are mostly Christians and keep the Sabbath day sacred. Sundays all stores are closed and no one works that day.
They love their Polynesian people even though many Samoans may hold some sort of grudge against them because of things that happened in the past. They still love them as well. I can't give any exact example of a Tongan. Because like all Polynesians. We all are a mixed race. Each family has their family tree and dna lineage. None of them are exactly the same. Some are tall some are short. We got skin tones from white, yellow, tan, brown to even the darkest of brown. Flat noses, long bird noses, wide, skinny. We are the world and Proud of our culture and our Polynesian People. One Love!
Indigenous people living in the South Pacific Islands of Tonga.
Tonga is a Polynesian Island that once ruled all of Polynesia before any Europeans existed in the South Pacific or the Americas.
They were very friendly to the Europeans that visited them which is why they are they only South Pacific Island that hasn't been taken over by any European Country. They told the Europeans that their land belongs to God and no one else. They are mostly Christians and keep the Sabbath day sacred. Sundays all stores are closed and no one works that day.
They love their Polynesian people even though many Samoans may hold some sort of grudge against them because of things that happened in the past. They still love them as well. I can't give any exact example of a Tongan. Because like all Polynesians. We all are a mixed race. Each family has their family tree and dna lineage. None of them are exactly the same. Some are tall some are short. We got skin tones from white, yellow, tan, brown to even the darkest of brown. Flat noses, long bird noses, wide, skinny. We are the world and Proud of our culture and our Polynesian People. One Love!
Tongan by IamwhatIam04 October 19, 2017
Tonpaism
A religion in which you worship Tonpa from Hunter x Hunter. People in this religion often greet others by giving them juice filled with laxatives. They also enjoy crushing people’s dreams, that’s a very fulfilling part for people who practice this religion.
Person A: “I’m a tonpaist, what about you?”
Person B: “Oh me too! Tonpaism is the best”
Person A: “IKR!”
Person A and B: *does a toast with their laxative juices*
Person B: “Oh me too! Tonpaism is the best”
Person A: “IKR!”
Person A and B: *does a toast with their laxative juices*
Tonpaism by baldgirlfromhell November 2, 2020
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