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Being Chinese and throwing all over the back of a public bus and then flicking the chunks off of your shirt onto bus patrons.
I tonged like 40 times last night
Tonging by Graham January 19, 2004
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It's like scissoring but for fat people.
Sheila and Cindy, the lesbian couple that weigh a combined 600 pounds, quite enjoy tonging in their free time.
Tonging by cornholio37 June 7, 2016
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When two, curvy ladies/BBWs scissor. Tongs (kitchen tool) are bigger than scissors.
"Hey, check out this video of two girls scissoring!"
"No, they're fat so that means they're tonging."
Tonging by Savdawg May 21, 2018
Friend 1: Me and the boys are gonna do some tonging later.
Friend 2: The fuck is that, the male version of Scissoring?
Tonging by BobertJobert March 28, 2021
When an asian person is throwing up because they can't handle their booze.
Chung-Ching, everytime we go out you're always tonging!
tonging by Anon January 28, 2004

Wu-Tanging 

Wu-Tanging, a trick derived from the underground hip-hop/rap group known as the Wu-Tang Clan and their love of smoking marijuana, is a trick performed when smoking marijuana in joint form. The trick can be performed at any time while smoking the joint however is usually performed when the joint is close to the end. Wu-Tanging is when the current holder of the joint holds it between their lips and then swallows the rest of the joint while its burning, roach included. This trick is VERY difficult and takes a high tolerance of marijuana and is not completely safe as the cherry of the joint can burn any part of your mouth or throat as it goes down if you are experiencing cottonmouth. The effect is similar to when one stomachs a bong hit, in that the person will have smokey burps and feel very uneasy until the gas has passed.
Greg: Dude watch me Wu-Tang this shit
Kyle: I can't believe you're Wu-Tanging the rest of that joint!
Wu-Tanging by TheRealSequel August 31, 2015

Gay tonying 

A popular action which is when someone falls off a tall height and would attempt multiple 360s while doing so. Sometimes the song "Ballad of Gay Tony" will be played during this time.

This became popular when UberHaxorNova gay tonyed off a mountain in Tri-Mountain Survival.
Guy 1: Hey dude, did you see that dude fall off that cliff?
Guy 2: Hell yeah! He was gay tonying.
Gay tonying by MasterOfSpaghetti January 25, 2012
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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