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The risky act of reaching into your pocket with freshly painted nails.
Do not tonepi at work.
Tonepi by Amjamm January 11, 2017
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Tonecist 

Someone who is a "racist" but to different tones of emoji's
Johnny: Dude, I fucking hate the Santa_Tone5 emoji
Mark: DUDE! TONECIST!
Tonecist by Beefaroni_Salesman November 23, 2022
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Geiru Toneido

the clown girl from ace attorney that nobody knows or remembered until speedoru posted an animation where she is really thicc and don't have fake boobs and where she makes edgeworth straight and he becomes crazy for her clussy, cushions and butt
Geiru Toneido: i noticed that the whoopee cushion i use in my routines is missing...
Edgeworth: AWOOGA! i've got a bad case of clussy fever, and i wanna make whoopee with her cushions
Judge: ORDER, MR.EDGEWORTH ORDERRRRR!
Edgeworth: I order Ms.Toneido to put her BUTT her whole BUTT and nothing more BUT her BUTT on my face
Geiru Toneido: Oohh ❤
Wright: OBJECTFYING!

Viewer: i think i have a new fetish now
Geiru Toneido by cushions July 15, 2022

tonkpils 

slipknot bakwerds
tonkpils by timmy April 25, 2004

tonerish 

ignorant with overtones of douchiness. See also: Toneresque
My date started acting tonerish so I told him to fuck himself and left with the bartender
tonerish by SRQDT October 7, 2011
A shitty pokemon hatched from an egg and doesnt have any good moves.
1. Ash just received an egg. Omg, the egg is hatching!

Togepi? What the fuck is this! All this pokemon can do is metronome - WHO THE FUCK USES METRONOME
Togepi by Legs You Legend October 28, 2009
Omg did you see tonei? Ya hes pwnage
Tonei by Frankie Shaw April 22, 2010
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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