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Similar to condom, yet much smaller in size and used for a vagina. Only used by complete fuckwits.
Just in the process of putting a tomdom on how bout you?
Tomdom by bud blazin bandit October 30, 2014
Words you can keep
A female stripper who always wheres condoms on strap ons and is always up to suck cock for a couple bucks.
Dam that Tomdom be thicc and she going straight at it.
Tomdom by Pumpkin Duke May 14, 2021
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Someone who purposely overloads his mate with porn so that his mate loses sleep and develops nasty calluses
Michael: "Tomdog, do you have any porn"
Tomdog: "Yeah, take these. You'll be flogging yourself stupid for days"
Tomdog by Ron Gregory March 19, 2008

Todomomo 

The ship between Yaoyorozu Momo and Todoroki Shouto, usually based on the support and trust seen between the two of them during their Final Exam among other small moments.
A: Do you ship Tododeku?
B: Yeah, but I also really like Todomomo
A: Aw, I get it. Momo just deserves the best as long as she's happy!

Because we should be respectful to one another ships :)
Todomomo by SecretSaladSoupandCereal September 30, 2019

Tomlompus 

The manly, proud word for penis!
Penis is what a wimpy asian kid has, but heck, if you have a tomlompus, YOU ARE A MAN.
Look at the guys tomlompus! Its huge!
Tomlompus by mitti876 September 2, 2011
Amalgamation of the words "Tip" and "Condom" meaning Tip-Condom. A condom that covers only the tip of a man's penis for maximum pleasure during safe intercourse.
Efron loves to use tondoms when he gets down. He says it feels like nothing is even there!

Be careful when using a tondom, it might pop off when you bust!
Tondom by That Good Goodly Dick October 28, 2014

Tomdemort 

A term used to casually describe fanfiction about Lord Voldemort from the Harry Potter books as a teenager/Hogwarts graduate. It is a portmanteaux of his real name 'Tom' and crafted name 'Voldemort'.
"Omg, I love Tomdemort. He is so evil and sexy in this fanfic I am reading."
Tomdemort by Rina Lam October 9, 2011
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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