Hey Girl, since your Aunt Flow is in town we should make the best of this bloody situation. Please come over tonight and I’ll get my tweezers out and jazz up that tampon string with some “Tampobling”.
someoen who is usles beyond words, tehy also liek bals in or around tehir mouht. Tehy probbly liek to wathc fullhous nakd wiht a jar of peant buttr and tehir dog to lik it off
badblod is teh worst huntr on aegwyn, hes a reel tamponbiter
Getting tambomed or absorption drunk is a dangerous way to get way to drunk with little alcohol. When you drink it filters through the stomach and the liver. However when using the method of getting "Tambombed" or absorption alcohol from a body cavity is a direct but unsafe method of getting drunk using a tampon soaked in booze.
The auto-corrected version of, "tampon." Generally only happens for Lenny's that squeeze animals frequently and get haircuts at least once a week because they think the chick at the salon is "REAL HOT AND HAS NICE TATS."
absorption drunk being drunk or (bombed) by method of an alcohol soaked tampon inserted into the vagina or anus.
the absorption drunk is a way to be drunk without it being on you breath . " Hey lets get tambombed and go to the school dance. This way we wont get caught."