Tomologue

A long, dramatic, completely improvised monologue by Tom Mayo from Shoot from the Hip

I can recite the entire Tomologue from 'The Strange Noises from the Hole in the Wall'.

Tomologue by SnowFromTheHip September 20, 2026

toologenic 

1. when someone looks like a complete tool in pictures

2. the ability to determine the toolness of a person based on their photos

note: tool level varies by who takes the picture, where the picture is taken, and where the picture can be found.

Did you see his new profile pic?
You mean the shirtless, sideways hat, cell phone picture in the mirror shot?
Yeah. He's so toologenic!

toologenic by Shanda Leier December 8, 2010

momologue

When your mother or mother-in-law calls to talk about everything and nothing at the same time. You have no hope of ever contributing to said conversation, and this tends to last for hours at a time. Unless you can find a timely excuse to get off the phone, you "lose signal", you pass the phone off to someone else (also known as a dick move), or she runs out of things to say (ie, the end of the world) you are permanently glued to the phone.

Jimmy was waiting for his girlfriend to call and was unfortunate enough to walk into a momologue due to his lack of caller ID.

Larry had been subjegated to so many hours of momologue, that 6 days later his landlady discovered his emaciated body attached to a phone, with some faint chatter going on in the background.

"Dude, your mom needs friends or something, thats the 3rd party you've missed this month."
"Dude, I know! She momologued for so long, I took a nap, woke up, and she was still going on about Aunt Linda's dog!"

momologue by phoenix_starr23 April 19, 2009

momologue

When your mom gives you an excessively long lecture about stuff you did wrong.

I left my bike out in the rain and had to come inside and listen to my mom give me a two hour momologue about how I need to learn the value of money.

momologue by tommytoes January 11, 2012

homologue 

A person who writes gay music that is so bad that it makes you laugh. Most associated with all Disney channel singers, boy bands, ect. A homologue is the opposite of someone who produces real music.

Joe says, "Justin Bieber is such a fag. He is killing music as we know it. Ever hear him Jack?" Jack replies," Yeah...what a homologue"

homologue by PeterCash February 17, 2010

momologue

when your mom goes on, and on, and on, and etc. on the phone or about chores

person: Dude, my mom gave me the HUGEST momologue yesterday.
other person: Yeesh, how long was it?
person: Like an hour.

momologue by KemKitty November 9, 2014

Thotologue 

An obnoxiously long Snapchat story by a Basic consisting only of videos of them telling a story or expressing an opinion no one cares to hear. Thotologues can be distinguished by the constant use of "like" and either the dog or flower crown filter.

Me: Hey have you seen Rachael's snap story today?
Jeff: No why, is it hot?
Me: Naw, you'd be wasting your time, it's just a Thotologue on the new Kylie Jenner lip color....

Thotologue by Mandingo Shakespeare February 6, 2017