gomologue 

A common irish word used to describe a foolish person, also shortened to 'gom'

dude: oh no hes fallen off the chair again
girl: christ that man is such a gomologue

gomologue by donkey the first December 26, 2008

momologue

When your mother or mother-in-law calls to talk about everything and nothing at the same time. You have no hope of ever contributing to said conversation, and this tends to last for hours at a time. Unless you can find a timely excuse to get off the phone, you "lose signal", you pass the phone off to someone else (also known as a dick move), or she runs out of things to say (ie, the end of the world) you are permanently glued to the phone.

Jimmy was waiting for his girlfriend to call and was unfortunate enough to walk into a momologue due to his lack of caller ID.

Larry had been subjegated to so many hours of momologue, that 6 days later his landlady discovered his emaciated body attached to a phone, with some faint chatter going on in the background.

"Dude, your mom needs friends or something, thats the 3rd party you've missed this month."
"Dude, I know! She momologued for so long, I took a nap, woke up, and she was still going on about Aunt Linda's dog!"

momologue by phoenix_starr23 April 19, 2009

momologue

When your mom gives you an excessively long lecture about stuff you did wrong.

I left my bike out in the rain and had to come inside and listen to my mom give me a two hour momologue about how I need to learn the value of money.

momologue by tommytoes January 11, 2012

homologue 

A person who writes gay music that is so bad that it makes you laugh. Most associated with all Disney channel singers, boy bands, ect. A homologue is the opposite of someone who produces real music.

Joe says, "Justin Bieber is such a fag. He is killing music as we know it. Ever hear him Jack?" Jack replies," Yeah...what a homologue"

homologue by PeterCash February 17, 2010

momologue

when your mom goes on, and on, and on, and etc. on the phone or about chores

person: Dude, my mom gave me the HUGEST momologue yesterday.
other person: Yeesh, how long was it?
person: Like an hour.

momologue by KemKitty November 9, 2014

Momologue

A lengthy, tedious speech or address delivered by your mom usually preaching a moral platitude

She just performed her dinner table momologue addressing the lack of productivity in the household.

Mom’s momologue consisted of lecturing me about my bad grades and staying out late.

Momologue by Savyrose3 January 1, 2020

Momologue

n. 1. A series of one-sided comments from a mother to her child. 2. Life experience poured out from a mother to her children in a dictatorial fashion. 3. Household rules and regulations designed to increase the value of young humans given in a manner that does not allow for backtalk. 4. A one-sided conversation between mother and child where the mother does 100% of the talking.

I couldn't get away any sooner because I was encumbered by a momologue that seemed it would never end.

Momologue by CrisMiss April 26, 2021