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Tomology is the cult surrounding the one and only Tom Jenner, the best photography lecturer (not teacher) ever to exist. He is a man of many talents including sining the theme song to Peppa Pig. He is the greatest man to ever exist and that’s just straight up facts
Boy 1: I love Tom Jenner. I want to join Tomology

Boy 2: Me too let’s do it

Boy 1: Ugh we are such Sluts for Tomology

Boy 2: Such Whores
Tomology by Ayoissamebitch January 29, 2021
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In mathematics, topology (from the Greek τόπος, place, and λόγος, study) is concerned with the properties of space that are preserved under continuous deformations, such as stretching, crumpling and bending, but not tearing or gluing. This can be studied by considering a collection of subsets, called open sets, that satisfy certain properties, turning the given set into what is known as a topological space. Important topological properties include connectedness and compactness.
Using topology, you can figure out why a hole in a hole in a hole is just like a three-handled coffee cup.
topology by Cyclotrons December 2, 2017
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Timology 

Timology is a sub-discipline of Westsideology along with packrattology also known as yellowgrooveology. Timology is the study of Timinator and the many phenomenons attributed to him. The most seminal work pertaining to Timology is "The Remains of Timinator: How burps shaped our planet" by world renowned WSB (WestSideBoys) historian, Apocyl Doomer.
Wow, Timology is sooooo cool! Studying Timinator's burps truly changed my outlook on life...
Timology by PINNQ April 8, 2021

timology 

TIMOLOGY is any combination of phrases, statements or words for Psychology based on explanations in which Tim Rogers (a real licensed psychotherapist) has single handedly created or more likely overheard from somewhere in the ethos of life, but for whatever reason, the original orator lacked the wit required for long lasting legacy status.

These statements, phrases and words, words, words are Tim's personally enhanced versions of well established psychological explanations of what may or may not be going on for us all inside our noggins. As we all continue our fearful yet courageous pursuit of remembering our true Selves.

Thing is, with timology, each explanation gives particular emphasis to a play on words or turn of phrase, even a double or triple ontondra! This significantly differs from the more definitive diagnostic or empirically measured and therefore more "clinically valid use or definition.

IN OTHER WORDS, TIMOLOGY IS MEANT TO GENUINELY HELP OTHERS REMEMBER THAT THEY HAVE THEIR ANSWERS WITHIN THEM SELVES. THEY JUST NEED SOME HELP/SUPPORT/GUIDANCE REMEMBERING THEM SELVES FROM TIM(E) TO (TIM)E.
TIMOLOGY PHRASE: "THE MORE OF YOU YOU ARE, THE MORE OF YOU YOU ARE."

Using the exact same words, Tim is reminding you what you've already known to be true: Be yourSelf, that's how you stay yourSelf. - wait, I think that's another Timology!

"When we feel judged as adults, we're listening with childhood ears." - a Timology original quote
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timology by Identified Patience December 28, 2018
Refers to the different types of network.

A topology can be different depending on the needs and wants of the user(s).
The internet is a great example of a mesh topology.

My hous uses the Bus topology.
Topology by TheConfusedPerson September 4, 2021

Tonology 

the study of a large male with a very low iq
In science today we will be studying tonology.
Tonology by Alpha que ur Mum March 28, 2019
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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