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momologue
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When
your mom
gives you an excessively long
lecture
about
stuff you
did wrong.
I left my bike out in
the rain
and had to
come inside
and listen to my mom
give me
a two hour momologue about how I need to learn the value of money.
momologue
by
tommytoes
January 11, 2012
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