Tommysaurus 

Tommysaurus is the name of a person who is polite, friendly, made some bad choices but then who hasn’t? He is super cute and deserves all the respect and attention because he’s a great friend.

That guy over there? Tommysaurus. Love him.

Oh my god I’m so lucky to have a Tommysaurus for a friend.

Tommysaurus by Pogoextreme June 28, 2018

Tomosaurus 

An ancient creature created by one of Tom's less successful time travel experiments. In the near future Tom tries to send himself back in tie to replace Arnie with a young clone of himself, but it goes wrong and the clone goes back 75 million years. A Giganotosaur is the first to discover this lil' clone in the wilderness, but latent temporal warps etc pull them both into another dimension and a genetic fusion merges the two creatures into the Tomosaurus.

At a massive 8000 feet long and with reasonable telekenisis, Tomosaurus is a prime example of how nature + science + insanity = power gaming.

(or to put in Manus-speak, that picture Roxy did for Tom)

You are all doomed!!!!!

Tomosaurus by onfolkestone.co.uk July 15, 2004

Tommysaur 

A little annoying cousin of one of your friends who always wants to start a fight with someone that can obviously kick his ass.

Your cousin, Tommysaur, started to fight with me, so I broke his neck in three places.

Tommysaur by Jeff May 5, 2005

TIMMYSAURUS

Indigenous to America, but found throughout parts of the world. Is known for its sheer strength, size, speed, intelligence, and incredible reproductive ability. Has a mutual relationship with Timothy Prime and is usually found accompanied by more than one female. Its only known enemy is the Veroflraptor, but is easily able to defeat one in a fair match. The Timmysuarus is on a strict diet of bacon and awesome. The Timmysaurus is the only creature on earth that can mate more than 47 a day. If you encounter a hostile Timmysaurus, you have no hope of survival.

The super Timmysaurus of South Mississippi, who is known to be the most awesome creature on earth.

TIMMYSAURUS by President of The Mammals September 9, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022