Tolkiening 

towl - keen - eeng
verb
The act of performing a 'blumpkin' while the blowjob giver is also providing a urethral enema of alcohol to the blumpkin, and thus Tolkiening, recipient.
A dense play on the words of 'sounding,' 'blumpkin,' and creative liberty.

Morty: Ah geez Rick, I don't know if I can go on this adventure with you.
Rick: Morty, why. Why Morty, you always do this to me Morty.
Morty: I'm sorry Rick. Jessica agreed to come over and you know, Rick, ah jeez, I just said yes to everything. She ending up Tolkiening me for 30 minutes and now I have a crazy hangover, my penis is sore, and I have the beginnings of some hemorrhoids from sitting for so long on the toilet Rick. Ah jeez man.
Rick: Sit tight Morty. I can fix the physical shit Morty, but I can't cure your idiocy.

Tolkiening by George RR Martini July 30, 2024

Tolkienite 

when a person has seen the three LOTR movies by Peter Jackson and has an extensive knowledge of the three books by JRR Tolkien, The Hobbit, The Silmarillion, and some or all of the History of Middle Earth books

1-Legolas's name means Green Leaf!!
2-Yeah and he's from Mirkwood.
3. Tolkienites *shakes head*

Tolkienite by Perrine December 18, 2004

Tolkienian 

One who follows and understands the workings of JRR Tolkien's trilogy The Lord of the Rings.

She has duplicates of Gandalf's robes, shes such a Tolkienian.

Tolkienian by Tara February 28, 2005

Tolkienian 

adj. like Tolkien, i.e. fantastic, epic, melodramatic, and or verbose

I prefer Alexander to Lewis; he's not as Tolkienian.

Don't get Sarah started on her character unless you're in the mood for a half-hour Tolkienian monologue.

Tolkienian by foltor September 2, 2005

Tolkienion 

The name for fans of J R R Tolkien, particularly his work entitled 'The Lord of the Rings', telling the story of an old Hobbit's (Frodo Baggins) journey to Mordor with his friends to destroy the One Ring.

I'm such a Tolkienion. I've read the book/s three times this month!

Tolkienion by -acciofirebolt November 26, 2010

Walkie-Talkieing 

The sexual acting involving two couples having sex on different floors of the house listening to each other having sex over walkie-talkies.

CAUTION may be extremely sexy.

"grunt" over
"i've came" over

Cecil: "yeh i was round her house the other night and we totally walkie-talkieing with her housemates"

Walkie-Talkieing by sexypoo January 17, 2010

Tokening 

The act of visiting a seaside town pier specifically to play children's arcade games which pay out tokens depending on a combination of your luck and skill. Tokens can be saved up over a period of time and exchanged for awesome prizes ranging from big Zippy teddy's to a small kids bike. A day out tokening also involves fast food, ice cream and sharking girls.

"Man I think we need to go tokening again soon - I miss the excitement of scoring a super bonus. Plus it's going to be hot so we can have a good shark too!"

Tokening by los_galacticos August 12, 2012