Tolkienion

The name for fans of J R R Tolkien, particularly his work entitled 'The Lord of the Rings', telling the story of an old Hobbit's (Frodo Baggins) journey to Mordor with his friends to destroy the One Ring.

I'm such a Tolkienion. I've read the book/s three times this month!

by -acciofirebolt November 26, 2010

Tolkienite

when a person has seen the three LOTR movies by Peter Jackson and has an extensive knowledge of the three books by JRR Tolkien, The Hobbit, The Silmarillion, and some or all of the History of Middle Earth books

1-Legolas's name means Green Leaf!!
2-Yeah and he's from Mirkwood.
3. Tolkienites *shakes head*

by Perrine December 18, 2004

Tolkienian

One who follows and understands the workings of JRR Tolkien's trilogy The Lord of the Rings.

She has duplicates of Gandalf's robes, shes such a Tolkienian.

by Tara February 28, 2005

Tolkienosis

Addiction to anything that has to do with J.R.R. Tolkien, like "The Hobbit", "The Silmarillion", "Lord of the Rings", "Children of Hurin" etc.

I have an incurable case of Tolkienosis.

by pentozali January 27, 2013

Tolkienian

adj. like Tolkien, i.e. fantastic, epic, melodramatic, and or verbose

I prefer Alexander to Lewis; he's not as Tolkienian.

Don't get Sarah started on her character unless you're in the mood for a half-hour Tolkienian monologue.

by foltor September 2, 2005

Tolkiening

towl - keen - eeng
verb
The act of performing a 'blumpkin' while the blowjob giver is also providing a urethral enema of alcohol to the blumpkin, and thus Tolkiening, recipient.
A dense play on the words of 'sounding,' 'blumpkin,' and creative liberty.

Morty: Ah geez Rick, I don't know if I can go on this adventure with you.
Rick: Morty, why. Why Morty, you always do this to me Morty.
Morty: I'm sorry Rick. Jessica agreed to come over and you know, Rick, ah jeez, I just said yes to everything. She ending up Tolkiening me for 30 minutes and now I have a crazy hangover, my penis is sore, and I have the beginnings of some hemorrhoids from sitting for so long on the toilet Rick. Ah jeez man.
Rick: Sit tight Morty. I can fix the physical shit Morty, but I can't cure your idiocy.

by George RR Martini July 30, 2024