towl - keen - eeng
verb
The act of performing a 'blumpkin' while the
blowjob giver is also providing a
urethral enema of alcohol to the blumpkin, and thus Tolkiening, recipient.
A dense play on
the words of 'sounding,' 'blumpkin,' and creative liberty.
Morty: Ah geez Rick,
I don't know if I can go on this adventure with you.
Rick: Morty, why. Why Morty, you always do this to me Morty.
Morty: I'm sorry Rick. Jessica agreed to come over and you know, Rick, ah jeez, I just said yes to
everything. She ending up Tolkiening me for 30 minutes and now I have a crazy hangover, my penis is sore, and I have the beginnings of some hemorrhoids from sitting for so long
on the toilet Rick. Ah jeez man.
Rick: Sit tight Morty. I can fix the physical shit Morty, but I can't cure your idiocy.