Tolkienian
Tolkienian by Tara February 28, 2005
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I prefer Alexander to Lewis; he's not as Tolkienian.
Don't get Sarah started on her character unless you're in the mood for a half-hour Tolkienian monologue.
Don't get Sarah started on her character unless you're in the mood for a half-hour Tolkienian monologue.
Tolkienian by foltor September 2, 2005
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Tolkienite
when a person has seen the three LOTR movies by Peter Jackson and has an extensive knowledge of the three books by JRR Tolkien, The Hobbit, The Silmarillion, and some or all of the History of Middle Earth books
Tolkienite by Perrine December 18, 2004
Tolkienion
The name for fans of J R R Tolkien, particularly his work entitled 'The Lord of the Rings', telling the story of an old Hobbit's (Frodo Baggins) journey to Mordor with his friends to destroy the One Ring.
Tolkienion by -acciofirebolt November 26, 2010
Tolkiening
towl - keen - eeng
verb
The act of performing a 'blumpkin' while the blowjob giver is also providing a urethral enema of alcohol to the blumpkin, and thus Tolkiening, recipient.
A dense play on the words of 'sounding,' 'blumpkin,' and creative liberty.
verb
The act of performing a 'blumpkin' while the blowjob giver is also providing a urethral enema of alcohol to the blumpkin, and thus Tolkiening, recipient.
A dense play on the words of 'sounding,' 'blumpkin,' and creative liberty.
Morty: Ah geez Rick, I don't know if I can go on this adventure with you.
Rick: Morty, why. Why Morty, you always do this to me Morty.
Morty: I'm sorry Rick. Jessica agreed to come over and you know, Rick, ah jeez, I just said yes to everything. She ending up Tolkiening me for 30 minutes and now I have a crazy hangover, my penis is sore, and I have the beginnings of some hemorrhoids from sitting for so long on the toilet Rick. Ah jeez man.
Rick: Sit tight Morty. I can fix the physical shit Morty, but I can't cure your idiocy.
Rick: Morty, why. Why Morty, you always do this to me Morty.
Morty: I'm sorry Rick. Jessica agreed to come over and you know, Rick, ah jeez, I just said yes to everything. She ending up Tolkiening me for 30 minutes and now I have a crazy hangover, my penis is sore, and I have the beginnings of some hemorrhoids from sitting for so long on the toilet Rick. Ah jeez man.
Rick: Sit tight Morty. I can fix the physical shit Morty, but I can't cure your idiocy.
Tolkiening by George RR Martini July 30, 2024
Grindset
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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