towl - keen - eeng
verb
The act of performing a 'blumpkin' while the blowjob giver is also providing a urethral enema of
alcohol to the blumpkin, and thus Tolkiening, recipient.
A dense play on the
words of 'sounding,' 'blumpkin,' and creative
liberty.
Morty: Ah geez
Rick, I don't know if I can go on this adventure with you.
Rick: Morty, why. Why Morty, you always do this to me Morty.
Morty: I'm sorry Rick.
Jessica agreed to come over and you know, Rick, ah jeez, I just said
yes to everything. She ending up Tolkiening me for 30 minutes and now I have a crazy hangover, my penis is sore, and I have the beginnings of some hemorrhoids from sitting for so long on the toilet Rick. Ah jeez man.
Rick: Sit tight Morty. I can fix the physical
shit Morty, but I can't cure your idiocy.