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Tokyo Sand-Blast

a sex move where the performer sits on their partners face and proceeds to diarrhea all over their face
man: ugh, what a night *sniff* what's this shit on my face?
ming-ming the viatnamese prostitute: tehehe me go Tokyo Sand-Blast in you grill
by Burt f-ing Reynolds November 25, 2010
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Old Tokyo Sand-Blaster

A sexual act made popular in post WWII Japan wherein Japanese soldiers returning home from the war would have vaginal intercourse with their wives, pull out before climax, ejaculate into their cupped palms and coat their penises in their own semen.

As was typical of soldiers in the field, the Japanese Troops often collected the sands of the battlefields they fought upon. The defeated soldiers would then cover their genitals in the balck, volcanic "Sands of Iwo Jima" and proceed to engage in anal intercourse.

The inevitable blood on the sand would be symbolic of the Allied victory at Iwo Jima, and would serve to force the Japanese wives to "feel their pain and shame."

This move would later be polularized by Conan O'Brien on his recently debuted TBS Late Night Talk Show, "Conan."
Mr. Hirasaki is one crazy dude. I hear he gave his wife the Old Tokyo Sand-Blaster last night!
by UncleHerpie November 12, 2010
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An unknown sex position utilized and made popular by Conan O'Brien.
Dude I love performing the Tokyo Sand Blaster on my girfriend. Conan did, so why can't I?
also see unknown, unsure, stuff, things, something
by adynamitefella November 11, 2010
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the best sex act to ever be squeezed from the mind grapes of coco.
Mr. Falcon always gives her at least one Tokyo sand blaster.
by Team Coco November 12, 2010
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Tokyo Sand Blaster

A sexual act involving the removal of a womans makeup by attempting to get her face pregnant.
Nicole "Snookie" Polizzi gets a Tokyo Sand Blaster twice a week to reduce the lines around her mouth.
by Saphodravingo November 30, 2010
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Several men bukake a woman buried up to her neck in sand, then kick sand in her face.
It was tokyo sand blaster time in Miami last week
by milkshakemaker December 28, 2010
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Tokyo Sand Blaster

When a man shoves sand down his penis hole and blasts sandy cum on a bitch.
Last night i did the Tokyo Sand Blaster, this hot bitch sucked on my spring roll. little did she know i shoved sand down my godzilla. When she wanted me to squirt my wasabi on her wonton's, but i Tokyo Sand Blasted her in the face.
by The Real Space Space Nigger August 9, 2011
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