Toinger

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A mix between a Toilet and a Plunger. A great insult to use when someone is disgusting, dirty, and unsanitary. Sounds like a slur, but is really not.

"YOU LOSER! LOL"
"YOU.... FUCKING TOINGER!!"
"W-What is a toinger?"
"A mix between a toilet and a plunger, you uncultured swine."

Toinger by Ricky Biff and Little Peter December 4, 2020

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O' Tinger

The act of tickling the anus of your sexual partner while giving a reach around. Usually performed by two homosexual males.

Tim thought receiving an O' Tinger from Larry was fabulous!

O' Tinger by Dr Mallory October 21, 2015

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Thinger Strangs

A Fletnix original.

Dyslexics love Thinger Strangs.

Thinger Strangs by Mdoop March 7, 2017

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Poopchute spork thinger

You found a definition mentioning this word um what is it? It is something you use to eat out your dog's ass after it had worms.

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Poopchute spork thinger by Your Creepy Uncle 9000 March 24, 2022

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tingers

When your toes are so long they resemble fingers.

Mandy's toes are so long they look like fingers. They're fucking tingers!

tingers by Alyssapoopypants July 15, 2007

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Tingers

Someone with toes so long that they resemble fingers

Charlotte walks into her brothers house with flip flops on...
Kyle says “oh my god you’ve got Tingers!”
Charlotte “what the hells Tingers?”
Kyle “those freaky long toes you’ve got sticking out your flip flops”

Tingers by Fflech August 7, 2018

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Twingers

Twat Fingers. The resulting smell and stickiness of getting to second base and not washing your hands.

Damn dude, did you just high five me with twingers?

Holy shit she must have been dirty, I can smell your twingers from here bro!

Twingers by Nadeem11886969 September 10, 2011

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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