plunger

A tool, cleverly devised by early mankind to cause great physical pain, anguish, and extreme frustration. Normally manufactured in asian countries such as Malaysia, China, etc. Normally advertised to "plunge" waste from one's toilet, its actual purpose is far, far darker. This is the instrument of death, the tool of the executioner. Terribly devastative, the plunger, whence soaked with "poopy water," or worse, is a fearsome weapon in the hands of even the youngest of children or oldest of granny.

Beware- Man With Plunger

I was beholden to plunge mine Toilet, but yon Plunger had'st its own ideas.

by El Presidente Puejo May 2, 2006

plunger

The worlds greates invention next to toilet paper. A plumbers worst nightmare.

I just took a dump, it was big and brown/
I tried to flush it down the toilet, but it wouldn't go down/
So I tapped it with a pluger, now it's swirling round/
I can't wait till the toilet makes that flushing sound

by dwayne May 11, 2004

Plunger

Dipping your entire cock into a Wendy's Frosty.

My cock is in this Frosty in the Wendy's bathroom. I am giving myself a plunger in this bathroom stall.

by Nicholas "Kid Jesus" Peters March 22, 2003

plunger

A Bucket Without A Bucket.
A Simple Home Made Smoking Device/Impliment.
All You Need
-2 Litre Plastic Bottle
-A Piece To Put Your Substance in
-Greengo
-lighter
-Access To A Tap

-Let's Get Baked
-Ave Nae Skins Lawd
-Nae Bother Man,Al Make A Plunger Son

by Liam Morris January 26, 2009

Plunger

When a man masturbates while taking a shit on the toilet

I walked into the bathroom this morning and was alarmed by my roommate giving himself a plunger

by hungstudess6969 April 18, 2019

Plunger

Always bringing up old shit.

Rebecca is always a plunger when she talks to Danny.

by RD151 May 26, 2014

Plunger

Someone who's arse is that fat, when they get up from the loo the seat comes with them.

'There goes that fat twat again - the fucking plunger'

by shellgreen June 12, 2014