Definitions by Fflech

Bellybashers 

A pair of knickers so big and unsexy that you could never dream of pulling on a night out. Typically these huge knickers cover your whole belly and your arse cheeks.

Stacey “I’m so excited for this night out, I’ve got my best underwear on, I’m so going to pull”

Caroline “you’ve got no chance with those bellybashers on, they’re hanging!”

Bellybashers by Fflech August 7, 2018

Tingers 

Someone with toes so long that they resemble fingers

Charlotte walks into her brothers house with flip flops on...
Kyle says “oh my god you’ve got Tingers!”
Charlotte “what the hells Tingers?”
Kyle “those freaky long toes you’ve got sticking out your flip flops”

Tingers by Fflech August 7, 2018

Crossfit wank

Someone who partakes in the sport of Crossfit and all they do is go on and on about it to everyone else as if nothing else in life matters

Alan “oh I wish I could lift this box up without it hurting my back”
Caroline “well if you did Crossfit you wouldn’t have a sore back”
Alan “omg you are such a Crossfit wank”

Crossfit wank by Fflech July 3, 2018