a term coined by Jonathan Jokerst that references the
male anatomy in a way that expresses it being so big and
long that it touches the
water in the toilet while sitting down.
"
dude did you see Jimmy in the shower after practice?! holy hell i didn't know he had one of them toilet water touchers!"
"
Katie can't really sit down today, she said she was with a
dude last night that had one of them toilet water touchers."