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Toilet Fuck 

To perform a toilet fuck: Find a girl who is drunk, being sick into a toilet, pull her trousers down/skirt up and fuck her from behind. When finished walk away like nothing happened. Shes too drunk to remember.

A girl who is "a toilet fuck" is someone you would only fuck in this scenario.
"Do you think sarahs hot ?"
"mehh, sarahs a toilet fuck."
Toilet Fuck by albrechtdurer March 22, 2009
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Toilet Fuck 

Jay Bob Pritzker the governor of Illinois alias.
Governor toilet fuck is running around saying men can get pregnant. What a toilet fuck!
Toilet Fuck by Trollfuck April 5, 2023

toilet-fuck

In the context of a "sane", "well-boundaried" BDSM-type relationship, this kink involves fucking someone in doggystyle position whilst there head is in the toilet. In reality, this is probably almost never safe: the risks of accidentally drowning or concussion are high. For it to be tried, from a psychological perspective, you would have to introduce it in less threatening forms: a bucket of water with the head turned to the side to practice breathing while partially submerged (just like actual swimmers do); and only for short 10ish second increments so they don't panic that you are going to kill them. :( Then for sanitary reasons, you would have to have an entire bathroom dedicated to this kink with a fresh toilet that no one ever uses to piss or shit. Then when you finally have someone used to the breathing pattern and the 10-second increments, you would transition when they are comfortable to the toilet (with plenty of padding for the knees and something to hold onto that isn't the slippery toilet. Finally, you would never bring the toilet seat down on their heads while they are doing it; better to remove it entirely. You might engage in other taboo fetishes involving piss etc. But all of this would have to be in the context of a fully consensual relationship or else monitored by an intimacy coordinator that both parties have vetted carefully.
Jerry: "Man, you know my kinky-ass wife finally let me toilet-fuck her?"

Roger: "I'm jealous. My husband still won't move on from the bucket."
toilet-fuck by db4264 June 12, 2026

Butt slut toilet fuck 

A person who has a lot of anal in the bathroom
He's been in the bathroom for 20 minutes, I think he's a butt slut toilet fuck

fuck toilet 

A person that evryone fucks like they are a toilet - fuck toilet.
"oh man the stacy is such a fuck toilet!"
fuck toilet by Tehaidanator August 21, 2008

MANDATORY TOILET SHIT FUCKING 

IWHEN BROWN is your boss WHO WANTS A LAY.
When there is SHIT with TOILET PAPER the PEDOPHILE ANAL ALAN has to MANDATORY TOILET SHIT FUCKING because this ALAN I WALDMAN is TEEMING with such STINK with his CATHARTIC PERSONALITY that SOMEBODY ELSE'S SHIT guaranteed when this PEDOPHILE is FUCKING THEIR SHIT will make a bigger STINK as no FLUSHING until the FUCKING is complete where you are then required after to perform MANDATORY SHIT FELLATIO

ToiletDuck 

Someone who is known to let Catmandoo's own him. Usually caused by ToiletDuck eating or perhaps watching his kitty, while Catmandoo kills him.
Wow, Catmandoo, you killed me while I was watching television and brushing my teeth!
ToiletDuck by Marc March 17, 2005
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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