Definitions by db4264

Opportunistic HR Complaints

When someone files one or more HR complaint on trumped-up causes for reasons related to their career advancement: you are in the way of their advancement and so subjecting you to an HR investigation will create a hostile environment for you. HR will run various tests and behavioral traps to figure out if the allegations are true or not and in the process you will experience it as a nightmare. You will either choose to remain and act like the innocent person you are, and eventually the company will either tolerate or remove them at its discretion. Or you can contact an employment lawyer, in which case you may not find out the result of that for many years -- long after you have left. These folks filing HR complaints against you may never stop if HR is concerned about a retaliation lawsuit from them.

Micah: Did you hear that Miguel has been filing opportunistic HR complaints against Tanya? 8 of them -- not a single one substantiated.

Oreo: He's just trying to knock her out of the competition for that promotion he wants -- and yes, goddamn it, my name is Oreo. It's not my fault.

Opportunistic HR Complaints by db4264 June 12, 2026

toilet-fuck

In the context of a "sane", "well-boundaried" BDSM-type relationship, this kink involves fucking someone in doggystyle position whilst there head is in the toilet. In reality, this is probably almost never safe: the risks of accidentally drowning or concussion are high. For it to be tried, from a psychological perspective, you would have to introduce it in less threatening forms: a bucket of water with the head turned to the side to practice breathing while partially submerged (just like actual swimmers do); and only for short 10ish second increments so they don't panic that you are going to kill them. :( Then for sanitary reasons, you would have to have an entire bathroom dedicated to this kink with a fresh toilet that no one ever uses to piss or shit. Then when you finally have someone used to the breathing pattern and the 10-second increments, you would transition when they are comfortable to the toilet (with plenty of padding for the knees and something to hold onto that isn't the slippery toilet. Finally, you would never bring the toilet seat down on their heads while they are doing it; better to remove it entirely. You might engage in other taboo fetishes involving piss etc. But all of this would have to be in the context of a fully consensual relationship or else monitored by an intimacy coordinator that both parties have vetted carefully.

Jerry: "Man, you know my kinky-ass wife finally let me toilet-fuck her?"

Roger: "I'm jealous. My husband still won't move on from the bucket."

toilet-fuck by db4264 June 12, 2026

alpha-faggot 

Brace yourself. Alpha-faggot is a relationship type refers to a consensual subculture/fetish in which a a dominant male (the alpha) treats a submissive male (the faggot) in a manner purposefully designed by both parties to denigrate the "faggot" and exalt the "alpha." It draws on a notion of male hierarchy similar to patriarchal views--that there are some men who are inherently superior as a matter of biology (similar to the view that men are inherently, biologically superior to women). This means that "alphas" come out on top of the hierarchy with "faggots" as little more than objects to be used. Often it diverts the stigma that attaches to masculine tops who get paid by wealthy bottoms to have sex with those bottoms. For example, instead of applying a social stigma to the "gay for pay" top, the alpha-faggot fetish would exalt the alpha's ability to exploit thirsty "cash faggots."

Alpha: "Worthless pussyboy cash faggots like you were made to get slapped, spit on, fucked in your pussies, deepthroated, and forced to drink alpha piss by alphas like me."

Faggot: "I was born inferior--destined to be locked in an alpha-faggot relationship in which my alpha uses me in whatever way pleases him."

alpha-faggot by db4264 August 8, 2017