Toeflakes 

The small, flaky pieces of skin that peel off your toes with the littlest of effort, sometimes exposing raw flesh, but usually not. Handy as a snack when in remote confined spaces, like a wood cabin, the back of a car, on an overnight flight when the cabin crew are fast asleep you are reluctant to press the call button. Occasionally pleasant to eat, with a faint cheese flavor.

I took a long drive to Nebraska with my cousin and there was nothing to eat in the car, so I chewed on a few toeflakes.

Toeflakes by Charlie77 September 28, 2018

thefakesoundofprogress 

thefakesoundofprogress is the debut album from the Welsh rock band lostprophets. Released in 2000, it was recorded in one week for around £6000, & while originally intended as a demo went on to be released on Visible Noise Records. When the band signed to Columbia Records in 2001 it was partly re-recorded, remixed & re-released (notably combining many of the between track interludes into the end of songs, shortening the tracklisting) much to the chagrin of fans of the earlier release. This new version was released under Visible Noise in the UK. It includes the singles "Shinobi vs. Dragon Ninja" and "The Fake Sound of Progress".

Often seen as the heaviest of the first three lostprophets albums, many fans regard thefakesoundofprogress as the band's best effort to date.

Track listing
1. "Shinobi vs. Dragon Ninja" – 2:47
2. "The Fake Sound of Progress" – 5:32
3. "Five is a Four Letter Word" – 4:24
4. "... And She Told Me To Leave" – 5:55
5. "Kobrakai" – 5:33
6. "The Handsome Life of Swing" – 3:49
7. "A Thousand Apologies" – 4:06
8. "Still Laughing" – 5:43
9. "For Sure" – 4:20
10. "Awkward" – 4:24
11. "Ode to Summer" – 3:15

Original Track Listing
This is the track listing to the original LP (2000) before it was re-recorded, re-mixed and re-released in 2001 in UK and the US.

1. "Obscure Intro"
2. "Shinobi vs. Dragon Ninja"
3. "The Fake Sound of Progress"
4. "Interude"
5. "Five is a Four Letter Word"
6. "... And She Told Me To Leave"
7. "Interlude"
8. "Kobrakai"
9. "The Handsome Life of Swing"
10. "Interlude"
11. "A Thousand Apologies"
12. "Still Laughing"
13. "Interlude"
14. "For Sure"
15. "Awkward"
16. "Ode to Summer"

thefakesoundofprogress, first album, possibly the best

thefakesoundofprogress by Scarer August 11, 2006

titflakes

When it's snowing, and the flakes are big as TITS.

Look outside, the sky is spewing titflakes everywhere.

titflakes by da most expert terminologists January 21, 2012

Tonyflakes 

Someone who is really cool, fun to hang out with, and is an overall great person. Gets its nickname from Frosted Flakes and Tony the Tiger. A person who can drink a massive amount of alcohol, has an oversized penis, and great looks. Isn't an asshole or a dick and stays by his friends.

Chris: Where's Tony?
Daniel: What Tony?
Chris: Tonyflakes
Daniel: Oh for a sec I though you meant the dick tony

Bryan: I wish I was a tony
Marco: I wish I was Tonyflakes

Tonyflakes by Sonic21 July 5, 2011

thefakesdslayer

thefakesdslayer, is a underrated geometry dash player with less subs, he started post content very less, because of education, He studies Sciences and History, And he is one of the First Kuwaiti Geometry dash Creator ever.

thefakesdslayer has played Geometry dash, Roblox player

thefakesdslayer by itshassan February 14, 2025

thefakescotchinformer

every gif his his

*random one piece gif*
thefakescotchinformer: my gif

thefakescotchinformer by sl33pless November 25, 2025