Tonyflakes

Someone who is really cool, fun to hang out with, and is an overall great person. Gets its nickname from Frosted Flakes and Tony the Tiger. A person who can drink a massive amount of alcohol, has an oversized penis, and great looks. Isn't an asshole or a dick and stays by his friends.

Chris: Where's Tony?
Daniel: What Tony?
Chris: Tonyflakes
Daniel: Oh for a sec I though you meant the dick tony

Bryan: I wish I was a tony
Marco: I wish I was Tonyflakes

by Sonic21 July 5, 2011

Toeflakes

The small, flaky pieces of skin that peel off your toes with the littlest of effort, sometimes exposing raw flesh, but usually not. Handy as a snack when in remote confined spaces, like a wood cabin, the back of a car, on an overnight flight when the cabin crew are fast asleep you are reluctant to press the call button. Occasionally pleasant to eat, with a faint cheese flavor.

I took a long drive to Nebraska with my cousin and there was nothing to eat in the car, so I chewed on a few toeflakes.

by Charlie77 September 28, 2018