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Toe Nails 

A sycophant, some one who will do favours, agrees without question laughs at unfunny jokes or flatters for their own advantage to others (for example the boss). Will often put other people down for their own advantage.
David is called Toe Nails because he's so far up his Bosses arse, all you can see are his toe nails.
Toe Nails by Dr Vix July 7, 2022
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white toe nails 

A female who has her toe nails white means she has an amazing pussy, she knows how to fuck. Ride, and suck dick!
A: Boy, you tryna go grab a drink to night at the bar?
B: Nah Guy i cant tonight, im suppose to get dinner with my girl and she got her haircut earlier and i seen on her snap , she got her nails did with that white toe nail polish!!! Mmmm yeaa!! you know what that means Boy!!!
A: Wait, nooo.. what does it mean? Cause lowkey hella girls be whereing white toe nail polish!?
A: well bro my girls always have them white nails. But any girl who has her toe nails white means shes got some good ass pussy, she knows how to ride, suck, and fuck, on God Guy!

White toe nails is good sex
white toe nails by Dee-j Deej June 2, 2018

White toe nails 

When a woman or girl go to get their nails done as a form of self-care or to match their fashion aesthetic. White toe nails has also become a sexualized reference amongst men to “indicate” a woman’s sexual experience rather than admitting that they simply have a foot-fetish or like the look of white toenails.
Chloe: I went to Jason’s house last night and while we were hanging out he kept staring at my toes and smirking!

Megan: What color were your nails?

Chloe: They were white toe nails, why?

Megan: Girl everyone knows that guys use the words white toenails to decide how sexually experienced a girl is or wether she is a virgin

national clip your toe nails day 

April 25 is National Clip Your Toe Nail Day. It is common practice on this day to not only clip your own toe nails, but also find someone who needs to clip their toe nails and let them know. A simple “Hey it’s National Clip Your Toe Nails Day” will suffice. However it is also encouraged to ridicule your victims lightly for having monstrous and disgusting toenails. This national holiday can be traced back to the Wamapoke tribe who originated from Americas southwest region in Arizona, California, New Mexico, and Nevada In the late 1600s. For them it was the time of year they trimmed their horses nails and as a tribute of honor to their majestic steeds they would also trim their own toe nails.
“Hey it’s national clip your toe nails day!”
“Jeffry you fat lard, get your nasty feet in here and trim’em down”

red toe nails 

my gf has red toe nails
red toe nails by 123124239068476093 December 24, 2021

Orange toe nails 

Typically a girl who likes to get spit-roasted/ gang banged in public places.
Tom- Did janet really get spit-roasted in the town park last night?

Adam- Well ya, what do you expect? She has orange toe nails!!!

green toe nails 

Toe nails that have turned a deep shade of green because of the Nasty fungus that resides beneath the nail. Green toe nails are most prevalent in old men who wear brown strapped sandals to graduation parties or any event in the summer months. You find yourself sitting at a graduation party you were forced to attend with your family for a third cousin who you immensely dislike , only for an old man to approach you with sandals and a Hawaiian shirt with his green toe nails nearly scraping off your ankle flesh with their sharp edges.
Pete's long, green toe nails reeked in the breeze as he placed his feet on the deck table.

Her green toe nails made her seem so disgusting to the church congregation as she stood greeting people in the chapel with her heaping sundress.
green toe nails by Floof July 3, 2017
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