Toddlerize 

To add a layer of baby to a hard fact; to simplify; to dumb-down.

Although he presented the facts to the audience, it was clear that he'd totally toddlerized his data.

Toddlerize by BeezerBoy March 26, 2007

toddlerist 

And child, typically between ages 1-3 that goes from happy go lucky to a crazed lunatic in a matter of seconds.

"Not going to be able to meet you at the playground, the toddlerist and I are in a standoff about how many more bites of his peanut butter sandwich he must eat...."

toddlerist by jshsahm July 30, 2012

Toddlerspeak 

1. That glorious language somewhere between Adult English and Babytalk Gibberish.

2. The bastardization of the English Language by the diminutive, infantile, offspring, of Homo Sapiens.

Example: “Dude, did you really say you have to ‘poo-poo’… what, is that bra… Toddlerspeak for ‘take a dump’?”

Toddlerspeak by JD Ellis February 25, 2008

toddlized 

When a toddler has pushed their parent(s) to the point of delusional exhaustion. They no longer know what reality or sleep is. They are extremely cut off from adult interaction.

"Sorry officer. I didn't realize I was asleep at the wheel for that long. I swear that Im not drunk or high, I have been toddlized."

toddlized by Toddlized September 19, 2015

Toddlerism 

When a child between the ages of 1-3 is being a complete shit head. Pushing boundaries and throwing fits.

Toddlerism, when will you end?

I'm getting really fed up with this toddlerism.

Toddlerism at its finest.

Toddlerism by Mommyneedsadrink February 25, 2017

Toddlernese 

Toddlernese - (noun) spoken between the ages of 2- 4 years old. Toddlernese is often seen on playground, preschools, daycares, and in everyday household with children.

Although Toddlernese in adults is not as common as in children. Toddlernese in parents is commonly marked and identified by sleeplessness, forgetfulness, lack of time, issues with punctuation, “mommy brain” or “daddy brain”. In severe cases a total loss of the English language can be seen in both verbal or written communication.

Toddlernese by TYH June 12, 2014

Toddlering 

Treat someone like a child to piss them off

Person A Oh look at you, aren't you just a lil' angry nugget? You're so cute when you're angwy! :3
Person B(aby): Stop fucking toddlering me, jfc.

Toddlering by PerYngveOhlin February 19, 2021