"Not going to be able to meet you at the playground, the toddlerist and I are in a standoff about how many more bites of his peanut butter sandwich he must eat...."
When a toddler has pushed their parent(s) to the point of delusional exhaustion. They no longer know what reality or sleep is. They are extremely cut off from adult interaction.
Toddlernese - (noun) spoken between the ages of 2- 4 years old. Toddlernese is often seen on playground, preschools, daycares, and in everydayhousehold with children.
Although Toddlernese in adults is not as common as in children. Toddlernese in parents is commonly marked and identified by sleeplessness, forgetfulness, lack of time, issues with punctuation, “mommy brain” or “daddy brain”. In severe cases a total loss of the English language can be seen in both verbal or written communication.