toddlized

When a toddler has pushed their parent(s) to the point of delusional exhaustion. They no longer know what reality or sleep is. They are extremely cut off from adult interaction.

"Sorry officer. I didn't realize I was asleep at the wheel for that long. I swear that Im not drunk or high, I have been toddlized."

by Toddlized September 19, 2015

todorized

To humiliate a player during a game of poker by the shameless use of a strategic 'two'

"So who won that game of poker last night? You?"

"Hell no, after five minutes I had got completely todorized, I was lucky to get out of there"

by TP God October 5, 2011

Toddlered

A state of drunkeness when you can't speak coherently, lose control of your bladder and/or bowels, can't hold your own head up, and generally need someone to take care of you and babysit you.

Last night Johnny got toddlered.

by Jesykahb August 11, 2014

Toddled

When you get blind-sided by someone that is seemingly harmless; based upon the character Todd in Breaking Bad.

Bob's report was not up to his usual work, and the boss toddled him.

by Mr Dilbert June 6, 2015

Toddledone

A word my friend came up with

I bet you can’t find this word: Toddledone

by NotNotMyRealName July 28, 2021

Toddied

To cheat someone on your own stream out of their well-earned currency through means of scamming.

I just posted a great TTS and he turned it off, I've been Toddied!

by BigZombieMonkey October 11, 2022