Toddlering

Treat someone like a child to piss them off

Person A Oh look at you, aren't you just a lil' angry nugget? You're so cute when you're angwy! :3
Person B(aby): Stop fucking toddlering me, jfc.

by PerYngveOhlin February 19, 2021

taddering

Taking an extremely long amount of time to complete a normal everyday task

I invited tadders over 3 hours ago and he's still not here. He must be taddering

by Ziggly January 11, 2015

Tart Toddling

The act of opening a poptart pouch and taking only one of the two poptarts leaving the second one to go stale.

I hate living at my brothers house with all the Tart Toddling that goes on!

by Dooley July 12, 2006

toddlerist

And child, typically between ages 1-3 that goes from happy go lucky to a crazed lunatic in a matter of seconds.

"Not going to be able to meet you at the playground, the toddlerist and I are in a standoff about how many more bites of his peanut butter sandwich he must eat...."

by jshsahm July 30, 2012

Toddlerism

When a child between the ages of 1-3 is being a complete shit head. Pushing boundaries and throwing fits.

Toddlerism, when will you end?

I'm getting really fed up with this toddlerism.

Toddlerism at its finest.

by Mommyneedsadrink February 25, 2017

Toddlernese

Toddlernese - (noun) spoken between the ages of 2- 4 years old. Toddlernese is often seen on playground, preschools, daycares, and in everyday household with children.

Although Toddlernese in adults is not as common as in children. Toddlernese in parents is commonly marked and identified by sleeplessness, forgetfulness, lack of time, issues with punctuation, “mommy brain” or “daddy brain”. In severe cases a total loss of the English language can be seen in both verbal or written communication.

by TYH June 12, 2014

Toddlerize

To add a layer of baby to a hard fact; to simplify; to dumb-down.

Although he presented the facts to the audience, it was clear that he'd totally toddlerized his data.

by BeezerBoy March 26, 2007