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A box resembling a regular toolbox except for that the fact that its contents is comprised entirely of tools that have been either found or borrowed indefinitely.

Be very cautious when loaning tools to a tookbox owner, you may never see them again.
Don't lend Stephen your tools, I swear I used to own half the tools in his tookbox.
Tookbox by Slyer August 9, 2010
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A person who "ticks" a lot. "Tick" meaning small mental errors like forgetting to do something or accidentally doing something that makes and inconvenience. It is as if the person is just a box of ticks waiting to happen.
"Dude, I locked my keys in my car AGAIN!" "OMG you are such a tickbox."

"Man I'm such a tickbox. I dropped a plate and it broke then I stepped on the shards and started bleeding everywhere. FML"
tickbox by snaredrummer February 26, 2009

camp tockwogh 

A summer camp in Worton, MD for children and adolescents entering grades 4 to 11. Named for the Tockwogh tribe of Native Americans who lived in the region. Campers are divided into "villages" depending on age and gender. Campers engage in activities that vary from canoeing and tennis, to perfecting the outdoorsy look, all which will assist in finding the perfect companion for the all camp dance. Campers look foward to the two dances each session, as well as two "wet store" priviledges (unlimited candy and soda available for a reasonable price- a great oppurtunity to stock up for the rest of the session!), not to mention late night rendez-vous after dark on their cabin counselor's weekly night off, the traditional "bra and underwear night" rush for girls, the sioux/ ute overnight sailing adventure, the sioux/ ute overnight sailing adventure, the chex mix removal from various body crevices, the nights slept in bathing suits, the iroq's "sardines" cheer, and the singing of the shark song at the end of each bonfire. One last bitersweet thought to leave you with: "Yeah Cho Beach!"
Sardines, Hey! ... and Pork and Beans, Hey!
Sardines, Hey! ... and Pork and Beans, Hey!
We eat Sardines on a Monday, Hey! Hey!
We eat Sardines on a Tuesday, Hey! Hey!
Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Hey! Hey!
We eat Sardines on a Sunday, Hey! Hey!
We don't need no Steak, we got Sardines on our Plate!
Sardines, Hey! ... and Pork and Beans, Hey! Sardines!
1: A Shitty way to spell Taco by hipsters.

2: Probably some idiot's name.
Idiot: Hey, are we having Tockows tonight?

Sensible Human Being: What the fuck did you just say?
tockow by MangSnipes June 12, 2018
A man whose natural impulse when faced with any sort of aggression of disagreement of any kind is to tuck his penis and balls as far between his leg as possible (to give the appearance of a vagina) and hope the problem goes away. Social 'wokeness' is a major motivator for this behavior. They may or may not attempt to take petty 'anonymous' revenge - either in the form of vandalism or an attempt to online shame. Your average tuckboy venerates journalists.

Tuckboys are physically weak, effete, and are terrified at being called upon to be responsible and take a lead in ANYTHING. They are not as uniform in their appearance as the cuck - though there is some overlap. Normal people are often disgusted to find out someone close to them is a tuckboy, usually as a result of their behavior in an emergency.

Please note women can NEVER be tuckboys (for obvious reasons) and it is extremely rare to find any non-white tuckboys.
'Instead of asking him in the first instance to just respect the library 'quiet study zone', Taylor just snuck a picture of him and falsely claimed he was being racist. He's such a tuckboy'

'Carl might have picketed that old Christian widow from giving hot chocolate to drunks, and chased her draped in the pride flag but when those fundamentalist Muslims started spouting homophobia, he looked the other way. Typical tuckboy.

Any white man who watched the full two-hour video of the Covington High School kids and then proceeded to give a 'Yeah but...' is a tuckboy.
tuckboy by SoyTuck January 30, 2019

Tockdoller

Accidentally hitting someone in the privates.
Oh geez mike, watch your hands when your explaining how you fought off the tiger, you gave me quite a tockdoller there.
Tockdoller by Adam This adam December 21, 2006
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Witch Bath 

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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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