Toastella

Toast with Nutella

Q: What did you have for breakfast?
A: I had toastella, it was amazing!

by montrealguy1983 November 20, 2011

toastella

toast with nutella

lemme get some of that toastella!

by gonadsnaddssssssssss June 4, 2011

Toastervana

Tostervana (Toster-Nirvana) is the moment when one creates and the devours the perfect piece of toast. The toast must reach the perfect balance of crispiness and golden brown. Eating this toast has a good chance to send one into an orgasmic state of comatose during which the culinary gods will appear to them in a dream and hand them a certificate of accomplishment. Tosatervana can only be achieved once in a lifetime and very few have ever reached this state.

"Man that bagel looks like its been toasted to perfection. It may have achieved Toastervana."

by turtlecream98 April 9, 2015

toastergasm

the feeling of pushing down the button on a brand new toaster.

"this toaster is sooo smooth i almost had a toastergasm!"

by llymbass July 22, 2007

ToastedBagels

a fabulous internet-writer with wit dryer than Antarctica and talent greater than the majority of Internet-writers. Perhaps one of the few with a chance at Harry Styles, the writer with the alias of 'Toasted Bagels,' is also known as Kate.

"She's so talented, she must be some embodiment of ToastedBagels."

by her Baked Brethren September 18, 2013

Toasterware

Things that run on outdated or terrible computers.

"Hey man, can you run Subnautica on your PC?" "Naw man, I can't, it only runs toasterware."

by Kleen Duster April 27, 2021

toasterbating

To masturbate by sticking your dick in a toaster and turning it on. Commonly leads to WaffleCock. Famous toasterbaters include Abraham Lincoln, Lady Gaga and Barack Obama

Dude, did you see that video of that guy Toasterbating?

Yea, he had to go to the hospital with Waffle Cock afterwards!

by Supreme Leader Cuntfucious. January 31, 2015