Toastervana

Tostervana (Toster-Nirvana) is the moment when one creates and the devours the perfect piece of toast. The toast must reach the perfect balance of crispiness and golden brown. Eating this toast has a good chance to send one into an orgasmic state of comatose during which the culinary gods will appear to them in a dream and hand them a certificate of accomplishment. Tosatervana can only be achieved once in a lifetime and very few have ever reached this state.

"Man that bagel looks like its been toasted to perfection. It may have achieved Toastervana."

by turtlecream98 April 9, 2015

Toastergina

The opening slots of a toaster where the food is put in to be toasted.

"Ugh we need a new toaster, damn toastergina made my toast so fucking hard"

by HarrietParksRosaTubman August 5, 2017