1. Followers of the teachings of Toas Terov
2. The ability to chainsmoke entire packs of cigerettes in a single sitting.
3. The practice of adding 14 vowels to one word
4. Random bits of nothingness
Possibly the most diabolical of ALL the Isms, Toasterovenism was developed in the mid to mid-late and halfway in between the almost Spring of 9 A.D. by a small gaggle of Ethiopean sand benders.
*You're so creative the way you expressed your Toasterovenism all over that bathroom wall.
*DUDE, that chick's sexy as HELL, i don't even care that she's a Toasterovenist!
When someone says, "u" instead of you, and you mentally murder them 500000000000000000000 times, and then block their number.
Annoying person: *texting* did u get the math homework
Me: *Blocks number and ignores person until they see the made mistake and say sorry*
Annoying Person: Sorry, I was being a toasterface earlier, I was in a rush.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.