toasterating
toasterating by Fo Realist December 24, 2010
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toasterbating
To masturbate by sticking your dick in a toaster and turning it on. Commonly leads to WaffleCock. Famous toasterbaters include Abraham Lincoln, Lady Gaga and Barack Obama
Dude, did you see that video of that guy Toasterbating?
Yea, he had to go to the hospital with Waffle Cock afterwards!
Yea, he had to go to the hospital with Waffle Cock afterwards!
toasterbating by Supreme Leader Cuntfucious. January 31, 2015
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Toastering
Toastering (To toaster someone) is the act of trolling various tech supports all while describing a toaster. The key is to describe your toaster for as long as possible, getting more and more descriptive, eventually
You call Apple. You ask "Why does my apple smell like toast?" Apple assumes you are referring to your Mac heating up. You have just began your first Toastering session.
Toastering by The one who started Toastering October 27, 2011
Toastering
Toastering is when you mess around with you cock then when you are edging stick it in a toaster on full blast and it will burn your cock a little but your will be warm and delicious
Timmy was bored so he he wanted to try Toastering and he thought it felt good so he invited his mom over and she a his cum after and then they got married and had 36 baby together then they tried to have 37 but Timmy’s mom died Timmy was very sad so he was Toastering again and died from his cock exploding. Very sad life 😢😭
Toastering by The cum guzzling god April 3, 2024
Toastering
Popping up periodically to check in on friends who are sick or otherwise might be having an especially difficult or momentous day.
Hey o, just toastering. I know today might be difficult. Make sure to hydrate and take care of yourself.
Toastering by Curliegurlie February 20, 2025
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