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A prepositional phrase used to emphasize any number of statements. It is used as any other prepositional phrase, such as "i tickled him to death."
in this case being something like, "i tickled him to shit."

It's usage pertains to the complete and total condition of something, be it an event or an object.

I am completely afraid = dude, i'm scared TO SHIT.

My computer is completely broken = my computer short circuited TO SHIT!
Johnny: "Dude!! Be careful with my guitar!! Don't raise it up in the air like that!!"
Eric: "What? Why not?"
Eric subsequently raises the guitar in the air, the guitar hits the ceiling fan, and everything is BROKEN TO SHIT.
to shit by syntheno October 7, 2009
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to shit on 

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to take advantage of, to manipulate, to insult, to demoralize.
He said you're ugly, he shitted on you.

He stole your sandwich, man, he shitted on you.

He had sex with your girlfriend, how are you going to let him shit on you like that?
to shit on by Young MLA, the Don April 18, 2005

To shit on the floor 

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Slang verb, to procrastinate in an aggressively unproductive manner.
Person A: What have you been doing? Weren't you meant to be finishing your assignments?
Person B: Well I've been trying but I've only managed to shit on the floor for the past 3 hours.
To shit on the floor by Tjimå February 28, 2022

to shit or get off the pot 

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it means don't pussy foot around with something just do it
Bush either needs to shit or get off the pot when it come to making good desisions.

to shit bricks

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A verb used to emphasize that a large spectacle has happened in the presence of a witness, who then defecated building blocks on the spot.

It is commonly used in the past tense in the following format:
"When (insert), I shat bricks (./!)"
where the (insert) is filled with a noun affecting/completing an action or being affected by a verb and the sentence is ended with either a period or exclamation mark (./!)

It is also utilized as a phrase of exclamation, also in past tense. This clause is preceded by a remark or sentence which could be reformatted into the form above. However, this form is not as prevalent as the abovementioned.
Noun affecting or completing an action
"When Bender saw it, he shat bricks."

Noun being affected by an object
"When that guy got hit by that snow plow, I shat bricks!"

Exclamation
"I shat bricks!"

Note: 'To shit bricks' is never used in its infinitive form and is conjugated in any of the twelve tenses
to shit bricks by FlTr February 10, 2009

to shit over a stick 

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Refers to taking residence in lowly accommodation or camping where facilities are poor or non existent.
Angry hotel guest to hotel receptionist … “Do you think I’ve paid all that money to shit over a stick!”
to shit over a stick by 1BigEck October 7, 2022

To shit on 

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1. To demoralize
2. To defecate on a person or object
1. Johnny promised Mark to shit on Dave's business.

2. Johnny also decided to shit on his toilet
To shit on by Joseph Stalin IV June 22, 2017
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