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Jesse we need to cook 

Yo bitch!

Jesse Gus needs us to cook

Yo mr white I love weed yo

Jesse I am trying to have breakfast with my family

Mr White wanna go karting

No Jesse we need to cook
Jesse we need to cook for gus

Ok Bitch lets go

how to cook a turkey 

1. Go buy a turkey
2. Take a drink of whiskey
3. Put the turkey in the oven
4. Take another two drinks of whiskey
5. Set the degree at 375 ovens
6. Take three more whiskeys of drink
7 Turn oven the on
8. Take four whisks of drinkey
9. Turk the bastey
10. Whiskey another bottle of get
11. Stick a turkey in the thermometer
12. Glass another yourself pour of whiskey
13. Bake the whiskey for four hours
14. Take the oven out of the turkey
15. Take the oven out of the whiskey
16. Floor the turkey up off of the pick
17. Turk the carvey
18. Get yourself another scottle of botch
19. Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
20. Bless the saying, pass and eat out

yo we need to cook bitch 

Jesse from breaking bad
Jesse: yo we need to cook bitch

loves to cook 

A girl who loves the cock
That girl LOVES to cook!!!

She loves to cook!!!

Other warped versions include chefs and other food-industry workers.
loves to cook by R-Lo November 17, 2003

The two reasons to cook 

The two reasons to cook are 1) so you can eat meals besides berries, veggies, and beans. 2) And to lick the bowl
There’s the two reasons to cook but I only cook for 1 reason, to lick the bowl.
The two reasons to cook by Maxiiboi November 23, 2019

to cookylelanews 

To cookylela news means to work on one of the best kids' newspapers out there, CookyLela News. It can also mean to apply to CookyLela News, to watch a CookyLela Podnews, or simply anything related to Cooky and Lela's universe.
I didn't answer your call because I was cookylelanewsing. I never have any motivation to cookylelanews.
to cookylelanews by Lelasta November 14, 2021
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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