To comet a person (i.e. do the comet) means to fart in an isolated area but still near enough to people where you can walk amongst them and the tail end (or comet part of your fart) either still resonates or is still strong enough that they smell it, but the fact that it was you remains hidden because you did not pass wind directly in front of them; allowing you to deny it. The fact that it dissipates quickly also allows you to deny it since most farts stay in the area for a time. This technique should only be used someone you don't like.
"Yesterday I saw this guy who gave me some shit last week so I decided to comet him and he had no idea. You should have seen the look on his face as he tried to figure out where the smell came from!"
"Sometimes I comet a random bunch of people as I'm walking through the hall to my next class".
"Sometimes I comet a random bunch of people as I'm walking through the hall to my next class".
by mfjplat18k November 4, 2010
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Dan: Nah. he's just waiting for the sun to come down,
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someone: "okay okay stop"
someone: "okay okay stop"
by BenSav February 14, 2022
Get the fucking mug you idiot. We are going to come to your house and kill you if you do not get the fucking mug.How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk?
Getting back to the store will take another 0.07 years, buying the milk will take about 50 more years with the state your father's mind is in. Finally, it will take another 697.01 years to get home. Totaled up, this is approximately 4160.83 years for your father to come back home with the milk.
Getting back to the store will take another 0.07 years, buying the milk will take about 50 more years with the state your father's mind is in. Finally, it will take another 697.01 years to get home. Totaled up, this is approximately 4160.83 years for your father to come back home with the milk.
How long does it take for your dad to come back with the milk?
Getting back to the store will take another 0.07 years, buying the milk will take about 50 more years with the state your father's mind is in. Finally, it will take another 697.01 years to get home. Totaled up, this is an approximate 4160.83 years for your father to come back home with the milk.
Getting back to the store will take another 0.07 years, buying the milk will take about 50 more years with the state your father's mind is in. Finally, it will take another 697.01 years to get home. Totaled up, this is an approximate 4160.83 years for your father to come back home with the milk.
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Get the to come to a head mug.an expression used to tell someone that
A) "you dont have to tell me"
B) "even though you wont admit it, youre full of shit"
originates with Antoine Dodson's line "You don't have to come and confess, (we lookin' for you, we gon' find you.)"
A) "you dont have to tell me"
B) "even though you wont admit it, youre full of shit"
originates with Antoine Dodson's line "You don't have to come and confess, (we lookin' for you, we gon' find you.)"
Example A) Reporter: Would you say what you did was heroic?
Antoine: Hell yeah it was heroic home boy!
Reporter: Amen, you dont have to come and confess on that one brother.
Example B) Intruder: Whoa dude, no way did i just come in that window in order to rape your sister!
Heroic Brother: You don't have to come and confess, home boy!
Antoine: Hell yeah it was heroic home boy!
Reporter: Amen, you dont have to come and confess on that one brother.
Example B) Intruder: Whoa dude, no way did i just come in that window in order to rape your sister!
Heroic Brother: You don't have to come and confess, home boy!
by heroic lines for the heroic October 19, 2010
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my neighbor was out in the thunder storm all day he is too stupid to when to come in out of the rain
my neighbor was out in the thunder storm all day he is too stupid to when to come in out of the rain
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