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Tmartin

The act of smelling your finger after it was inserted into another man's anus.
Hey Glenna, I went to the bar last night and someone gave me a tmartin!
by Ben November 22, 2006
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Tartine au beurre

Someone that falls from an inflatable pyramid and bounces on the bottom of the pyramid to then bounce in a lake.
Felix is good at doing Tartine Au Beurres! He is Tartineaubeurring!
by TartinoBurr December 26, 2018
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Tharting

when one balances a woman on his back by her breasts, and thrusts forward with force. The woman is thrown forward, over her partners head and the man is likely knocked unconscious by the force of the body hitting his noggin.
After all the tharting that went on back in their room last night, Jane's tits were sore and John had a headache.

During his dry spell, Kevin was so desperate that he didnt even need sex, he would have been fine with just some good tharting.
by Maphead :P October 20, 2008
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Double Tarting

When you eat both Pop Tarts at the same time, one on top of the other. Usually done to save time.
John: "Are you double tarting it right now?"
Mary: "Yeah, man, I like to eat quick."
by J$wag May 9, 2013
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tartingles

feeling intense embarrassment for someone else.

When someone does something so pathetically embarrassing that you would not be human if it didn't embarrass you just through your proximity to the situation.

It is especially potent when you witness this embarrassing act.
Gaby, did you just see that poor girl trip on a banana and impale herself on a hooker's spiky boot?. . . I have such tartingles!
by professor Quinta December 1, 2006
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Tartine

Over priced piece of toast with varying toppings dished up in hipster cafes and misleadingly sold as something potentially more delicious.
I paid $20 for a tartine and got this fucking bit of toast. Waiter.....
by James Gaz October 5, 2018
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Tmartn

A famous youtube commentator most memorable for his 'Tips With Tmart' series, and being friends with 'Woody's Gamertag'
I wish i could play cod like Tmartn
by That Guy That Likes Squirrels October 11, 2011
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