Tartine

Over priced piece of toast with varying toppings dished up in hipster cafes and misleadingly sold as something potentially more delicious.

I paid $20 for a tartine and got this fucking bit of toast. Waiter.....

by James Gaz October 5, 2018

Tartine au beurre

Someone that falls from an inflatable pyramid and bounces on the bottom of the pyramid to then bounce in a lake.

Felix is good at doing Tartine Au Beurres! He is Tartineaubeurring!

by TartinoBurr December 26, 2018

Congressional Medal of Circular Tastiness

A round cookie given to someone for accomplishing some task.

Congratulations on winning the ping-pong tournament. You are hereby awarded the Congressional Medal of Circular Tastiness.

by Tom from March 27, 2007

Double Tarting

When you eat both Pop Tarts at the same time, one on top of the other. Usually done to save time.

John: "Are you double tarting it right now?"
Mary: "Yeah, man, I like to eat quick."

by J$wag May 9, 2013

Tartie

Fandom pairing of the characters of Glee - Artie and Tina.

I am such a Tartie fan. Tina and Artie just belong together.

by sv.jindra September 25, 2010

tarinee

Tarinee is very attractive. One should never ignore her. Sometimes, she can be obsessed by someone, not by a lover. She is a good swimmer. And some people may hate her but she don't care.

Tarinee family is happy

by Tseudeu January 4, 2018

tartingles

feeling intense embarrassment for someone else.

When someone does something so pathetically embarrassing that you would not be human if it didn't embarrass you just through your proximity to the situation.

It is especially potent when you witness this embarrassing act.

Gaby, did you just see that poor girl trip on a banana and impale herself on a hooker's spiky boot?. . . I have such tartingles!

by professor Quinta December 1, 2006