Tjurking

To trim or weed small plants

"in tjurking rn!1!1!!!!!!"

by Sproinguseater November 25, 2022

turking

when somebody is experiencing the feeling of desire associated with "the turk" - coming from the term cold turkey. coined by Cestrians to legitimise and satirise the overwhelming urge to consume cannabis or other narcotics. the term can also be applied widely to nearly everything it is possible for a man to desire

"turking a good meal" turking a pork" (see pork) "turking a poo"

by dontgetcaught November 9, 2012

turking off

crucial first step in the artificial insemination of poultry

it's almost thanksgiving so there's lots of turking off at the farm to do

by conkspotter October 10, 2014

turking

Working on data entry tasks and surveys on Amazon mTurk, often for third world level pay.

I was turking for 5 hours last night, I made 50 cents and bought me a can of soda!

by pimpshosandtricks March 17, 2019

Turking

'to turk' (v - transitive) to be vigorously pillaged up the anus by a sweaty man of Middle Eastern or Turkish extraction, normally (but not always) against one's will. Often occurs in sordid prisons or dank, humid basements. Unpleasant.

Whilst Archibold perused some Persian rugs his eye was caught by a robust looking Moroccan who beckoned him to observe some more ''carpets'' in his basement by explaining to Archibold that the better quality carpets were kept out of sunlight.
On entering the basement it was too late and poor Archibold realised he had been caught up in some dastardly deed. For the next hour he received a thoroughly good ''turking''.

by Toby Harding June 18, 2007

Turking

Throwing dead, frozen, baby turkeys on neighbors' lawns. This can also be done by placing the turkey in a mailbox.

We went turking last night and john got three mailboxes.

by Steve2 May 21, 2007

turking

To turk is to have sexual intercourse. As simple as that !

Those two have been turking each other I feel sure !

by Muffindamule October 1, 2006