when somebody is experiencing the feeling of desire associated with "the turk" - coming from the term cold turkey. coined by Cestrians to legitimise and satirise the overwhelming urge to consume cannabis or other narcotics. the term can also be applied widely to nearly everything it is possible for a man to desire
"turking a good meal" turking a pork" (see pork) "turking a poo"
'to turk' (v - transitive) to be vigorously pillaged up the anus by a sweaty man of Middle Eastern or Turkish extraction, normally (but not always) against one's will. Often occurs in sordid prisons or dank, humid basements. Unpleasant.
Whilst Archibold perused some Persian rugs his eye was caught by a robust looking Moroccan who beckoned him to observe some more ''carpets'' in his basement by explaining to Archibold that the betterquality carpets were kept out of sunlight.
On entering the basement it was too late and poor Archibold realised he had been caught up in some dastardly deed. For the next hour he received a thoroughly good ''turking''.
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.