Tjom

A word that is a noun, adjective and a verb and can be used three different ways. It is a word used by only real g’s, and is in fact the most format word that is used by gangsters. The word was invented when one gangster said to the the other as they where stansning in the shower, «you know what? You’re my tjome.» The two gangsters where amazed by the word and used their massive dicks and took their impressive cocaine snorting imaginary to new heights, and used the word as not only a noun, but also as an adjective and a verb. The word has dozens of definitions, but you must have a big dick and be a real gangster to know what the word means.

Noun: «You are a real tjome, can i suck your dick please?»
Adjective: «Damn, that girl had a tjom ass, I bet my tjom ass dick will destroy her.»
Verb: «Talk though again and I will tjom your ass down boy!»

Tjom by Big dick gangster January 7, 2019

tjom tjom 

tjom tjom has the same meaning as tjommi or friend.
it means a good friend.

made by henrik4124 :)

person 1: here you go *gives food*
person 2: wow your a good tjom tjom.

tjom tjom by henrik4124 November 1, 2017

Tjommi 

Tjommi is the most common Norwegian word for buddy or pal. It’s the only cool way of referring to your friends in Norwegian. Thou you might use “broder” which means “brother”, but that might make you sound gangster. So use tjommi instead.

Hei tjommi.
Er han din tjommi?
Noen som vill være tjommien min?
Jeg er min egen tjommi.

Tjommi by dDoffen January 11, 2012

Tjommi 

«Tjommi» is a Norwegian slang word that comes from Bergen City in Norway «Tjommi» pretty much just means «homie» «friend» «buddy» etc

Han er min tjommi (he is my tjommi)
Vi er bare tjommier (we are just tjommier)

Tjommi by CheckYourStyle August 19, 2018

Tjomgs 

Tjomgs (Pronounced Taj-ahm-guz), NOUN: Two spherical organs located between the legs and below the pelvis cradled by a skin-sack.

(If you want to get away with using the term "bawls" in public, this is the word for you.)

If you don't leave RIGHT NOW, I'll be forced to kick you in the Tjomgs.

Tjomgs by daveyboy5568 May 17, 2009

Tjommie 

The piece of skin between a man's scrotum and anus

I had such bad Blue Balls even my tjommie hurt

Tjommie by Jan_Fiskaal November 27, 2018

Tjommi 

Secret code word for mentally challenged Norwegians to identify other mentally challenged people.

"Helli, tjommi! - Der e tjommien min jo" (if you hear someone say this they are obviously retarded)

Tjommi by lttmld May 4, 2018