Tjommi 

Tjommi is the most common Norwegian word for buddy or pal. It’s the only cool way of referring to your friends in Norwegian. Thou you might use “broder” which means “brother”, but that might make you sound gangster. So use tjommi instead.

Hei tjommi.
Er han din tjommi?
Noen som vill være tjommien min?
Jeg er min egen tjommi.

Tjommi by dDoffen January 11, 2012

Tjommi 

«Tjommi» is a Norwegian slang word that comes from Bergen City in Norway «Tjommi» pretty much just means «homie» «friend» «buddy» etc

Han er min tjommi (he is my tjommi)
Vi er bare tjommier (we are just tjommier)

Tjommi by CheckYourStyle August 19, 2018

Tjommi 

Secret code word for mentally challenged Norwegians to identify other mentally challenged people.

"Helli, tjommi! - Der e tjommien min jo" (if you hear someone say this they are obviously retarded)

Tjommi by lttmld May 4, 2018

tjommi 

a wanker, asshole, idiot..a synonym to jerk basically

however, most commonly used to describe the male, rock 'n roll-loving skinheads in the northern parts of norway.

dude, you're such a tjommi! (Eg. the expected response for any non-logical, non-thought through act or idea)

tjommi by thats right! June 24, 2009

tomming

Tomming is a phrase used to describe someone who is indulging in prostitution, i.e being a tom.

have you been tomming?

tomming by rmt2008 June 30, 2008

tommied 

completely and utterly discombobulated following excessive alcohol consumption, may be combined with crawling on the floor, barfing in your bed, or stealing stuff for no good reason

Man he was so tommied that he puked in the bushes!

tommied by Easy Street April 24, 2005

tommie network 

Stream of ejaculate flowing from woman to woman to woman and eventually leading us back to a few chads at Carlson School of Management. It does not mean "we'll have buddies in esteemed positions who'll line you up with jobs/internships/careers SIMPLY because you paid 40,000 a year to do shit at St Thomas--it means 1/4th of the womenfolk here fucked some dudes at Carlson and wound up becoming senior vice presidents at 23. hahaha what a schmuck buying into our con game"

Advisor: "Oy! we have a GREAT tommie network, when you graduate you'll be getting offers for career-launchpad positions! (but in reality only the sloots, the well-connected and the family-business-owning students will find high-level careers heheheheh...we say we love egalitarianism while really conning the 99.999%! "

Gullible students: "OY! so you mean if I pay 40,000 a year to study vocabulary terms but 'trust your plan' I'll wind up an Investment Banker or CFO at age 22? (for the record, Urban Dictionary, this is LITERALLY what Dr Ernest Owens and Michael Devaugh promise)"

Savvy students: "Oh tommie network? TOMMIE NETWORK ? sigh...guess I better bring my umbrella....sighghhgh..."

tommie network by AnonemousMarmot November 8, 2020