Titus'd

Hurting yourself doing something of basic athleticism, or routine, simple and supposedly harmless

Me "What wrong with your back?"
You " I Titus'd it trying step up two stairs instead of stepping one at a time"

by Charlitosway October 18, 2019

Titus Drunk

Titus Drunk, also known as T.D., is a condition occurring in Jewish women where a high level of alcohol consumption manifests an insatiable desire to get their mouths, vaginas, and anuses sexually debased in every conceivable way by noted actor and comedian Christopher Titus.

Brenda was so Titus Drunk that she took off her pants and writhed on the floor begging Christopher Titus, who was on the television, to touch her naughty bits.

by Gerald Busey March 6, 2008

Titus wit da barzzz

A dominant rapper from Evansville Indiana who has "barzzz" and "punchline after punchline"

" girl, that white dude a good rapper, he's no Titus wit da Barzzz , but he ight...."

by Fanny packio November 4, 2022

dirty titus

using the tears of a girl as lube for anal sex with that same girl's mother

last night Jeffrey gave me a dirty Titus

by stack of cups May 10, 2023

TITS-DO

When your body is suffering from a belly that is extremely fat and your tits are smaller than your belly. So when you sit down, your stomach sticks out further than your "tits-do".

Cheri felt bad because she noticed while eating her donut at her desk filled with crumbs that she had a severe case of "tits-do".

by kittyzsister July 16, 2008

Tits down

When you’re russian and mistake “tits up” for “tits down”

Lazar: “going tits down”
Sims: “tits up not down”
Lazar: “up, down, what’s the difference”

by idunnosomedude April 23, 2021

National send tits day

A day to send bare tits to anyone

Did you know it’s national send tits day

by Realdeal7526 July 6, 2018