TITS-DO 

When your body is suffering from a belly that is extremely fat and your tits are smaller than your belly. So when you sit down, your stomach sticks out further than your "tits-do".

Cheri felt bad because she noticed while eating her donut at her desk filled with crumbs that she had a severe case of "tits-do".

TITS-DO by kittyzsister July 16, 2008

Tits down 

When you’re russian and mistake “tits up” for “tits down”

Lazar: “going tits down”
Sims: “tits up not down”
Lazar: “up, down, what’s the difference”

Tits down by idunnosomedude April 23, 2021

Tits-Donkey 

A mysterious, immortal donkey with a single large breast where its face would normally be. Its origins are unknown, but it is known to obstruct passages. The only way to get past it is for a member of the group to engage it by playing Sudoku so that everyone else may pass.

"Damn it, there's a tits-donkey up ahead. Now what?" Said Bill.
"Let's turn back. I fucking hate Sudoku," replied Jim.

Tits-Donkey by Sekai July 28, 2012

tits down 

When the internet goes down ~

The internet went tits down !

tits down by T$$$ January 18, 2017

I love having big tits and doing crime 

Sentence that describes villains who are both hot(or just have big tits) and are almost pure evil

Dio from Jojo is a I love having big tits and doing crime

I love having big tits and doing crime by NZJSJ October 25, 2023

Dork Tits 

Refers to the aesthetics of a dorky girls boobs. They often point in a weird direction, and have a large gap in between them. They can be extremely unpleasant if encountered when sober. This type of titty can even be caught reading a book under her bra, although its very rare.

Ryan: "God you're hot but your tits are dorky as shit."
Jen: Yeah, these Dork tits are pretty stupid looking."
Ryan: "Why the fuck are they reading?

Dork Tits by Sally Crapbasket July 7, 2009

rough as old dogs tits 

when someone looks worse for wear, rough looking, usually older women trying to look younger than they are.

Look at that old woman dressed like a teenager, she looks as rough as old dogs tits!

rough as old dogs tits by Anna Hughes August 4, 2007