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tittyfucker 

I titiedfucked my hot girlfrined

tanzanian titty fucker 

The act of fucking a women's breasts while the man faces the women's feet. The women may toss the man's salad, if he's into that.
" Oh man last night Thelma was so horny, she let me give her the Tanzanian titty fucker, she rimmed me good and I delivered the ranch dressing."
When a male takes his penis and impales it between a female's mammilla... only works when the female has big boobs, at least a c-cup
"HOLY SHIT, her DD boobs were great when I was tittyfucking her last night!"
Tittyfuck by Robert Battersby September 28, 2005

tittyfucking

the act of placing a penis in between two "titties" and making a humping motion.
the last time I saw a set of breasts that nice I had to tittyfuck them
tittyfucking by tittyfuckers February 18, 2003

jesus tittyfucking christ 

A term of extreme surprise that should be used sparingly, lest its impact lessen.
Did you see that really surprising thing? look over there..

Jesus tittyfucking christ! I wouldn't have seen that had you not pointed it out, thank you kind sir
when a man sticks his dick between my big 38D tits. :)
I want Jeff to tittyfuck my huge tits. :)
tittyfuck by Stacy May 13, 2005
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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