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When titties get in the way of intellectual conversation.
“We were having such a good conversation but then my nipples got hard. I was tittilized.”
Tittilize by Fonda Dix October 30, 2022
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tittilicious 

Marked by the effects of great titties (breasts).
That chick is sooo tittilicious!
tittilicious by Clawman May 31, 2004

titterlize 

To titterlize is the modern tantalizing art in which you caress or fondle your female partner's breast to stimulate her arousal.

The word was found as a spelling error on Facebook, mistaken or misspelled for "titillate". The word was given meaning and mastered by two punky sexual pioneers whose names are not known. But they doin' all right.
"Titterlize your girl before getting it in with her and the both of you will have nothing but nice words for each other after the deed is done."

"That girl's tits are perf! Shaped by the Norse gods to be titterlized! She'd want to marry me after I'm done titterlizing her!"
titterlize by kllzbb August 25, 2013

titalize 

To play with or make horny
I titalized her nipples
titalize by Quinn Walton June 27, 2003

tittilage 

a fine ass bitch with ripe ass tits
"yo baby in the red shorts gots tittilage"
tittilage by Anonymous August 11, 2003

tittilate 

this is what you do to an ocelot if you oscillate its tits a lot
If that's what blows your skirt up, or tittilates you in other words.
tittilate by Donald H. Rumsfeld August 20, 2004

Tittilated 

To get sexual excited from staring at a woman's tits
Those pair of DD's got me very tittilated.
Tittilated by bigmanwithfish August 18, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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