Titnapped

Being taken away from a bro’s night by an unknown woman.

Here’s the deal bro if I get titnapped) tonight I’ll find my way back I promise!

Can you believe Mark got titnapped last night?! No one knows where he went!

by Logan Bargelsworth February 5, 2019

titslapped

slapped in the face by tits while attempting to motorboat said tits.

"Oh my god, Holly totally shocked me, she titslapped me while i was trying to get all up in there."

by anaislux October 31, 2007

Textnapped

When you are brought into a group text without your knowledge or permission. Also could be called a textnapping.

My girlfriend and her sister textnapped me.

by Knoxvillecop November 9, 2019

tednapped

To be accosted unwittingly and involuntarily by one's boss, Ted, and held captive for several meaningless hours. To be forced to listen to circular logic and endless blathering. To be held under duress and forced to listen to sentences beginning with, "...and because...". See also: McSuckIt.

CO-WORKER 1: "What happened to you at lunch?"
CO-WORKER 2: "Aww, shit, man...I got Tednapped."

"I was Tednapped for approximately 1 hour and therefore unprepared for my morning meeting. AGAIN."

CO-WORKER 1: "I got Tednapped by McSuckIt because you were out sick!"
CO-WORKER 2: "Sorry, dude."

"I took a Tednapping for the team."

by Hilda Von Tednap June 19, 2006

textnapped

when a friend hasn't replied to a text for a while, and your getting worried why he/she hasn't responded.

Julie hasn't texted me back or anything today i feel like she has been textnapped!

by Jianda July 26, 2011

titslapped

slapped in the face by tits while trying to get a closer look at them.

Steven was trying to look closely see if his wife's breasts moved like Hulk Hogan's man boobs and he got titslapped in the face.

by SmartSeducer03 January 23, 2017