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To be accosted unwittingly and involuntarily by one's boss, Ted, and held captive for several meaningless hours. To be forced to listen to circular logic and endless blathering. To be held under duress and forced to listen to sentences beginning with, "...and because...". See also: McSuckIt.

CO-WORKER 1: "What happened to you at lunch?"
CO-WORKER 2: "Aww, shit, man...I got Tednapped."

"I was Tednapped for approximately 1 hour and therefore unprepared for my morning meeting. AGAIN."

CO-WORKER 1: "I got Tednapped by McSuckIt because you were out sick!"
CO-WORKER 2: "Sorry, dude."

"I took a Tednapping for the team."

tednapped by Hilda Von Tednap June 19, 2006

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Textnapped

When you are brought into a group text without your knowledge or permission. Also could be called a textnapping.

My girlfriend and her sister textnapped me.

Textnapped by Knoxvillecop November 9, 2019

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rednapped

One ugly mutha fucker, that looks like Harry Rednapp !!
A person who has a face like car crash victim.

To be beaten and left with a face like Harry Rednap , also know as a Wilson

To be Rednapped is too have a scary face that scare's children

That guy was so badly beaten he looked Harry Rednap
ye he was Rednapped !

rednapped by Jamie Rednap September 16, 2007

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textnapped

when a friend hasn't replied to a text for a while, and your getting worried why he/she hasn't responded.

Julie hasn't texted me back or anything today i feel like she has been textnapped!

textnapped by Jianda July 26, 2011

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bednapped

The state of being held hostage by your bed

I can't come into work today as I've been bednapped.

My bed is refusing to let me leave it this morning

bednapped by Mandzcuz April 15, 2016

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Titnapped

Being taken away from a bro’s night by an unknown woman.

Here’s the deal bro if I get titnapped) tonight I’ll find my way back I [promise!

Can you believe Mark got titnapped last night?! No one knows where he went!

Titnapped by Logan Bargelsworth February 5, 2019

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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