tednapped

To be accosted unwittingly and involuntarily by one's boss, Ted, and held captive for several meaningless hours. To be forced to listen to circular logic and endless blathering. To be held under duress and forced to listen to sentences beginning with, "...and because...". See also: McSuckIt.

CO-WORKER 1: "What happened to you at lunch?"
CO-WORKER 2: "Aww, shit, man...I got Tednapped."

"I was Tednapped for approximately 1 hour and therefore unprepared for my morning meeting. AGAIN."

CO-WORKER 1: "I got Tednapped by McSuckIt because you were out sick!"
CO-WORKER 2: "Sorry, dude."

"I took a Tednapping for the team."

by Hilda Von Tednap June 19, 2006

Textnapped

When you are brought into a group text without your knowledge or permission. Also could be called a textnapping.

My girlfriend and her sister textnapped me.

by Knoxvillecop November 9, 2019

rednapped

One ugly mutha fucker, that looks like Harry Rednapp !!
A person who has a face like car crash victim.

To be beaten and left with a face like Harry Rednap , also know as a Wilson

To be Rednapped is too have a scary face that scare's children

That guy was so badly beaten he looked Harry Rednap
ye he was Rednapped !

by Jamie Rednap September 16, 2007

textnapped

when a friend hasn't replied to a text for a while, and your getting worried why he/she hasn't responded.

Julie hasn't texted me back or anything today i feel like she has been textnapped!

by Jianda July 26, 2011

bednapped

The state of being held hostage by your bed

I can't come into work today as I've been bednapped.

My bed is refusing to let me leave it this morning

by Mandzcuz April 15, 2016

Titnapped

Being taken away from a bro’s night by an unknown woman.

Here’s the deal bro if I get titnapped) tonight I’ll find my way back I promise!

Can you believe Mark got titnapped last night?! No one knows where he went!

by Logan Bargelsworth February 5, 2019