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BUTTFUCKING TITLICK 

A stupid SHIT that like to fuck a guy IN THE BALLS AND IS A GAYASS SHITFUCKER!!!! he likes to fuck up the ass on Thursdays after smoking grass WHICH I DONT MEAN MARIJUANA I MEAN ACTUAL FUCKIN GRASS HE GOT FROM LAWN CLIPPINGS
Female gridlock. You have no where to go because everywhere you turn there is a set of tits.
Man, I couldn't get out of that bar, a pack of cougars had me in titlock.
titlock by Zombo April 4, 2007

Titmickey 

Secretly touching girls with your penis at social gatherings
She was just titmickeyd
Titmickey by FluffehMonster March 15, 2009
Small wingless parasites which inhabit the hair found on a woman's breast.
Jim - "Angie has titlice."
Alex - "I still hit that shit."
Titlice by Jim at Steve's dorm December 9, 2008
The art of licking grass/dirt/geese poop off your golf ball while getting ready to putt the now clean ball on the green.

Pronounced "Tight-a-Lick"
"Although my ball landed on the green and I was putting for eagle, I had to perform a titleick on my Titleist Pro V-1 to clean off some spunk so it was certain to roll straight"
titleick by JacknRochNY August 23, 2007

Tit-Lick 

I got some tit-lick last night.
Tit-Lick by NinjaBaller October 11, 2007