Titdick 

A titdick is a guy with a dick that resembles a tit more than a dick.

1:So...would you say this looks like a dick...or a tit?

2:A...tit.

1:That's 3 for Tit...and 2 for Dick. Great...I have a Titdick.

Titdick by coheed117 September 7, 2007

Tirdick 

Someone on social media that uses the words, "Cancerous," "Autistic," "Kill yourself," "Drink Bleach," "Triggered," "Cringeworthy," and "Edgy" as insults.

Teen on the internet: "Bronies and Furries are Autistic fags."

Another teen on the internet: "Agreed. Pewdiepie and Leafy fans are Autistic too, and they're cancerous. Wanna raid some of them?"

A third teen on the internet: "Tirdicks."

Tirdick by John L.K August 19, 2016

Titmickey 

Secretly touching girls with your penis at social gatherings

She was just titmickeyd

Titmickey by FluffehMonster March 15, 2009

Timdick 

(N) The kind of man who just annoys you cause he gets all the girls without really trying at all.

See manwhore

She really wants the timdick

Timdick by JES98 October 3, 2018

Corndog Tit Dick 

A word used for anything and everything.

Damnit Bob, i just got a corndog tit dick in my tire.
Well you better get it out you corndog tit dick!

Corndog Tit Dick by Steven Flupperburg June 13, 2017

Twitdick 

Some people are dicks, and then they get on Twitter. People whose tweets are narcissistic, annoying, condescending, boastful and generally annoying.

"I had to unfollow that guy, he is such a twitdick."
"I need to buy another safe for all this money."

"OMG i was saying how i couldn't afford the gas to fly daddy's jet to the riviera this summer, and this barista totally rolled her eyes at me "
"Who should I recommend for #followfriday? Me, of course."

Twitdick by Twitdicks October 21, 2009

Titydick 

A dick that doesn't stay hard during sex

I hate when a guy has a titydick

Titydick by Elmo8772867 October 22, 2009